I'm watching Pulse (Might be spoilers)

[Lancer]

It's a movie on Starz movie channel. Am I wasting my time?

[Kuciwalker]

Wiki lists 4 different movies with that title...

[Lancer]

Really? The blurb says that a web site starts killing people.

[Lancer]

Chick named Kristen Bell is in it.

[Lancer]

This is pretty wierd...wait! Kristen is taking a bath.

[Zkribbler]

There's one review on IMBD:

We just came home from seeing Pulse. Sorry friends, this is one film you won't be sorry you missed. Slow, boring, and lots of loose ends. No thrills, chills or characters you can care about. You are presented with a group of close friends -- yet no one seems concerned or even to notice that one of their buddies hasn't been around, anywhere, for a few days. No one seems to care when his fate is discovered. For some reason, all the college students seem to reside in apartments with black walls and leave food scattered all over the place to rot. I'm guessing the props dept had a lot of bugs around and wanted to use them up. Better to wait until this film shows up on cable at 3 am and you have nothing better to do before you watch this one.

Hmm. No mention of a bathtub scene. --That's what this country needs: more clean movies.

[Lancer]

It's pretty scary! That, and it's on cable sooo...

[Zkribbler]

Nothing from Lancer in the last 45 minutes.

Is he:
(a) under the couch, hiding among the dustbunnies from the monster,
(b) a victim of the monster,
(c) in the tub with Kristen Bell , or
(d) a banana?

[Lancer]

(e) all of the above

[Lancer]

Now I'm watching 'Stay Alive'. A video game is killing people. The chicks in this flick seem adverse to bathing.