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  • #31
    $25,000? Where did you get that figure?
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    • #32
      According to Wikipedia,

      In the US, a new Segway currently (April 2007) costs between $4,995 and $5,495.
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      • #33
        I wonder if the segway G.O.B. used in Arrested Development was provided as free publicity, or if Fox had to spring for it.
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        • #34
          What is the stupidest commercial product you can think of?


          By the way, wouldn't it be more challenging to have us name a non-commercial product, be it stupid or not?

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          • #35
            Originally posted by DanS
            $25,000? Where did you get that figure?
            Don't remember. I was thinking about getting one when it first came out and was shocked when I first found out the price.

            I live about a mile or a mile and a half from the nearest lightrail stop (over very hilly terrain). I'm not about to try and walk it or bike it, but I figured a Segway would make it doable.

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            • #36
              What's wrong with biking it?

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              • #37
                Big mofo hills weak, flabby legs rain

                Hmmm: "Secondhand Segways tend to sell on eBay for around half those prices." Now, we're getting down into my price range.

                The Segway has been banned from use on pavements and in public transportation in a small number of municipalities based on the fact it is not classified as a medical device.
                Banned from public transportation!? Dang. I have to make sure that isn't the case here. It's probably not; we can take bikes onto public transportation; surely, we could take Segways.

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                • #38
                  Wasn't there a recall on Segways not too long ago?
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                  • #39
                    IIRC, there's been two.

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                    • #40
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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Zkribbler
                        Big mofo hills weak, flabby legs rain
                        biking will help fix the middle one

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                        • #42
                          The cops in Norfolk used Segway's for awhile. I used to laugh my ass off watching a group of cops go by on them with all their equipment straped to the damn things.

                          Was ridiculous.
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                          • #43
                            I saw cops using them inside of Union Station. There it made sense because they could patrol quickly through the crowds.

                            I wonder when they jump off to give foot pursuit if someone else could swipe it.

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Kuciwalker


                              biking will help fix the middle one
                              So would walking. A mile and a half walk won't kill you, even if the hill is steep. As a bonus, maybe getting more exercise will help you look less like Karl Rove
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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Wycoff


                                So would walking. A mile and a half walk won't kill you, even if the hill is steep. As a bonus, maybe getting more exercise will help you look less like Karl Rove
                                Ha! I'll bet I'm the only one here who can bluff his way into the White House and get a free meal.

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