A question for the gays.

[PLATO]

Originally posted by Asher
Dumb thread.

But I do agree with this.

[Japher]

maintaining the status quo

[Dis]

I'd bang one for the team, but I'm not gay. I just felt the need to say that.

[Zkribbler]

I'm not gay, but I'd bang as many women as possible so my gay brothers wouldn't have to.

[Dis]

very commendable of you zkribbler. It goes without saying I'd do the same.

[aneeshm]

Of course. Anything to help our gay brothers out of the difficult situation they find themselves in.

[aneeshm]

Assume that there were 104 women, and 10 guys. Out of them, two were gay.

To take the load off the gays, the women are divided into groups of 13 per male, to maintain genetic diversity.

Now, wouldn't a system of "gotras" emerge? You'd have a brood of children sired by one man, but different women. That would mean that that group can't intermarry within itself. So all offsprings of that "gotra" have to marry people from other "gotras", and so on.

Call it clans if you want, I don't care.

[Jon Miller]

why not just have each woman have a kid with each man. 10 kids is a lot, but doable. Or to make it more doable, each woman have a kid with 5 of the men.

JM

[Zkribbler]

Ooh. That reminds me of a joke:

A man finds himself marooned on a Pacific isle with six beautiful women.

"Let's see," he says, "I sleep with you on Mondays; you on Tuesdays; you on Wednesdays; you on Thursdays, you on Fridays; you on Saturdays, and Sundays, I'm going to rest.

Things went fine for about a month. But finally he dropped to his knees and prayed, "Dear God, thank you for this bounty, but I gotta be honest. If you could send me some help, I'd really appreciate it."

About then, a shout comes from the beach. He runs down to see the six beautiful women pulling an unconscious man off a raft. They pat him on the hand, on the cheek, and just everywhere.

Suddenly, the man awakes, leaps up, and shouts, "Oh my stars! Where ever am I?"

The first man shakes his head. "Well....there go my Sundays."

[Pekka]

Oerdin, I think the real question is, would you bang all the gay guys just so your few buddies can get few women? One for the team, so to say..

[Heresson]

Originally posted by Zkribbler
Ooh. That reminds me of a joke:

And that reminds me of a joke:

Only three passangers survived out of a ship. Two navy-men and a nun landed safely on a lonely island amidst the ocean
They lived happily together , until, one day, the nun said:
"Enogh of this sin!
and commited a suicide
Two navy men were left alone
But they lived happily together , until, one day,
one of the navy men said:
"Enogh of this sin! "
to which the other one replied:
"OK. We'll dig out the nun "

[Japher]

A Sadist, a Masochist, an assassin, a necrophilic, a zoophilic and a Pyromaniac (In other words, your usual group of friends) were strranded on a deserted island

The Zoophilic says: "Let's get a cat somewhere and... RAPE IT?!?!"

The Sadist adds: "How about we rape it and then we TORTURE IT?!?!"

The Assassin coldly mentions: "Let's rape it, torture it and then killlll eeeeettt!!!!"

The Necrophilic suggests: "Let's rape it, torture it until it dies and then rape it again... and again... and again..."

The Pyromaniac, obviously hyper goes: "Oh.. Oh! and after we rape it, torture it, kill it and rape it again... can we pleeeease set it on fire too?!?!"

The Masochist gets up from the bench looks at all of them and says: "Meeeooowwww...?"

[molly bloom]

Since 'being gay' is not exactly a moral issue for me, I fail to see the dilemma in this.

As much genetic dissimilarity as possible would be necessary amongst the descendants of the survivors of such a disaster, so naturally I'd deposit some sperm in whichever woman or women wanted it.

It doesn't mean to say that afterwards I'd be thinking warm loving thoughts about women...



And who's to say that some of the 'hot chicks' (ghastly turn of phrase) you would 'step up to bang' (dear Lord, do you actually say these things, Oerdin ?) wouldn't be lesbians anyway ?

[Dis]

I'm not sure you'd be stimulated enough to finish the act. Physical stimulation alone isn't enough for me. I have to mentally into it.

[Asher]

If Molly were masculine I still wouldn't do him.