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    NEW YORK (AP) - A man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost Plus, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him an erection that would not subside and caused him to be hospitalized.

    The lawsuit filed by Christopher Woods of New York said he bought the nutrition beverage made by the pharmaceutical company Novartis AG at a drugstore on June 5, 2004, and drank it.

    Woods' court papers say he woke up the next morning "with an erection that would not subside" and sought treatment that day for the condition, called severe priapism.

    They say Woods, 29, underwent surgery for implantation of a Winter shunt, which moves blood from one area to another.

    The lawsuit, filed late Monday, says Woods later had problems that required a hospital visit and penile artery embolization, a way of closing blood vessels. Closing off some blood flow prevents engorgement and lessens the likelihood of an erection.

    Woods' lawsuit, which seeks unspecified damages, names Novartis Consumer Health Inc. as a defendant. A spokeswoman for the company, Brandi Robinson, said Tuesday the company was aware of the lawsuit but does not comment on pending litigation.

    Woods' lawyer did not return telephone calls for comment Tuesday.

    Novartis' Boost Plus Web site describes the drink as "a great tasting, high calorie, nutritionally complete oral supplement for people who require extra energy and protein in a limited volume," in vanilla, chocolate and strawberry.
    Watch them sell out of all available stock in the next few days....
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    Woods
    "Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson

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    • #3
      Morning Woods
      Monkey!!!

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      • #4
        I don't know why, but I know, that priapism is a condition of erection that doesn't go away and you should be worried after 4 hours of it and call a doctor.

        I vaguely remember going through wikipedia maybe few months ago at work. Yeah, I'm often very bored. I've done tons of fields, I guess it was the medical conditions week
        In da butt.
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        • #5
          Guy needs to change his name from Christopher to Richard.
          "Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson

          “In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy Carter

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          • #6
            He should change his name regardless. Whatever he gets from Novartis (most likely nothing) will never be enough to live this down.
            Monkey!!!

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            • #7
              grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

              The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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              • #8
                Some schmoe at the factory is probably *****ing about how he dropped his Viagra into a batch of Boost.
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                • #9
                  Boost Plus


                  I say we get someone to investigate ApolytonPLUS straight away, just to be on the safe side.

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                  • #10
                    if i can find any, i am going to try this drink...
                    piece™
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