Bloomberg On JFK Plot: 'Stop Worrying, Get A Life'

[OzzyKP]

Bloomberg

[Victor Galis]

Originally posted by Ninot
Bloomberg for President

I'd vote for him.

[Q Classic]

Canadians are prohibited from voting in American elections. The stealthing from your nation makes you invisible at booths, and far more likely to vote against the Dear Leader's Party.

[Zkribbler]

Everybody wants to be a terrorist and blow something up,"

I know I do. They've bent tearing down a building right across the street from me for weeks using jackhammers. Rat-tat-tat-tat all friggin day long! I think...I could take these legal briefs (which are nothing but manure anyway), and use them to build a big bomb. K'BLUUIE! Just like the do in Vegas. The whole f*****g building comes down in seconds. Bwuhahahaha!

[Ninot]

if Zkribbler disappears now, we know why.

[alva]

Originally posted by Dauphin


You missed a very important and entirely fascinating thread debunking such silly claims as electrocution by pissing on live wires.

Dammit, beat me to it. Though I think your reference (and sarcasm) was better than what I was going to post.

--
Oh, and some normalcy.

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by Dauphin


You missed a very important and entirely fascinating thread debunking such silly claims as electrocution by pissing on live wires.

There's never one of those threads around when you're trying to ensure some pedantic pumpkinhead isn't going to dip your gonads in a blender and switch it on right when you're being facetious.




Damn.

Standing in boiling chip fat is not something * one would do

Wow, you've never been to a Scottish party. I bet you don't even inhale burning lino fumes!

Are you a member of the aristocracy ?

Or a Plymouth Brethren even!

You probably use pedestrian crossings.

Oh, and some normalcy*

Is that Phlegmish usage ?

[Dinner]

Originally posted by Dauphin

You missed a very important and entirely fascinating thread debunking such silly claims as electrocution by pissing on live wires.

I remember certain people going on and on saying it couldn't happen but then someone (Bosh?) posted a youtube video of some Canadian guy actually getting knocked out when he pissed on an electric fence.

[Straybow]

The key was that the electric fence wire was a short distance away (as opposed to pissing on the "third rail" as in urban legend), and that the electric fence voltage (~10k volts) is far higher than household wiring (110-220 volts) or "third rail" (~600 volts).

[Krill]

How does the difference in voltage alter the scenario

[Kuciwalker]

10k is enough to arc between droplets.

[Drake Tungsten]

According to Bloomberg, New York City is still the safest city in America.

WTF?

[Ninot]

What, you expect him to say something pessimistic?

[Drake Tungsten]

I expect him to say something that's at least plausible....

[notyoueither]

Originally posted by Q Cubed
Canadians are prohibited from voting in American elections. The stealthing from your nation makes you invisible at booths, and far more likely to vote against the Dear Leader's Party.

That's why we occasionally snatch a body or two that will show up on detectors and at polling booths.