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  • Schrippe vs. Croissant

    What's better?

    A "Schrippe" is what's sometimes also called a "Brötchen" by uninformed Krautmen or (as wiki teaches me) a "bread roll" by British lengwhich aggressors.

    I think it's overall vastly superior to the croissant, though croissants are nice too.

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    Schrippe, cause it's great
    40.91%
    9
    Croissant, cause it looks almost like a banana
    59.09%
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  • #2
    Ludicrous poll. The schrippe simply is no match for the croissant.
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    • #3
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      • #4
        Croissant, by a mile. I love Brotchen, but they're just not as awesome, sweet or fattening as a croissant. Now, croissant or brioche would be a tough decision. Or American pancakes.

        Breakfast
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        But he would think of something

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        • #5
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          Last edited by ZEE; January 21, 2011, 14:22.
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          • #6
            Invalid poll
            THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
            AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
            AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
            DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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            • #7
              Noooo, just look how I elegantly integrated the banana option into the second question
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              • #8
                That's too avant-garde for my liking.
                THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                • #9
                  I like them both equally. I prefer schippe in the winter and croissants in the summer.
                  You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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                  • #10
                    Crumpets > all (except maybe sugar'd up fruit scones)
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by BeBro
                      Noooo, just look how I elegantly integrated the banana option into the second question
                      It would have worked better if the pic you posted didn't have a straight croissant in :
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                      For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
                      But he would think of something

                      "Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker

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                      • #12
                        Why don't you just inject filth straight into your veins in the morning instead of eating a croissant. Not that white flour bread is that great for you but at least it rises above the croissant, I got served a chocolate covered croissant as breakfast while in France once. Really more of a dessert than staple of your diet isn't it?
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                        • #13
                          Breakfast is often sweet. Look at pancakes, waffles, etc. Even breakfast cereals have a lot of sugar in them. Even people who have toast or Brotchen often put butter and jam on them. Breakfast is sweet in most parts of the world.
                          Smile
                          For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
                          But he would think of something

                          "Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker

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                          • #14
                            "Schrippe"? In Bayern, when I was there they called that "Semmel".

                            Anyway, it depends highly on the quality of the croissant.
                            Croissants can be great, but not so many people know how to make them right. And a bad croissant is terrible.
                            You can easily get very crappy croissants in cheap hotels, restaurants or supermarkets.

                            Schrippe seems to depend far less on quality. I mean even low quality Schrippe can still be called 'food'.

                            So, if both are cheap, bad quality or if I want to play safe, I'd go for the Schrippe.
                            If I know it's quality, if I know the baker or if they look fine enough for a try, I'd go for the croissant.
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Dry
                              "Schrippe"? In Bayern, when I was there they called that "Semmel".
                              It's "Schrippe" in Berlin and the Brandenburg region. And since we here are usually in conflict with Bavaria we claim to have ultimate authority on that matter, and declare their use of "Semmel" wrong and inferior....

                              We sometimes use "Semmel" here for a kind of double-Schrippe (same stuff, same taste, just two of them baked together).
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