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  • Kentucky builds Museum - of the universe's 6000 year history.

    The world's first creationist museum, which tells visitors the Earth is only about 6,000 years old, has opened its doors in the American midwest.



    Can we use Kentucky as a nuke testing site? pretty please??
    be free

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    My favorite paragraph from Salon's article on this:

    In the Garden of Eden in Genesis, says Ham, when everything was still perfect, animals weren't predators or prey, so the museum's designer, Patrick Marsh, is able to crowd grizzly bears, wildcats, zebras, kangaroos, an iguanodon and several other dinosaurs into the same little chunk of primeval Eden. After the fall, such a scene would result in a bloody mess.


    On an only slightly more serious note: is there even any Biblical basis for that assertion? That Adam's fall created carnivore's? If so -- thank you, Eve (and the Serpent)!

    Adam and Eve frolic amid the dinosaurs in the new $27 million museum that demonstrates Darwin has nothing on the Book of Genesis.
    "I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

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    • #3
      Re: Kentucky builds Museum - of the universe's 6000 year history.

      Originally posted by Sn00py
      The world's first creationist museum, which tells visitors the Earth is only about 6,000 years old, has opened its doors in the American midwest.



      Can we use Kentucky as a nuke testing site? pretty please??
      I say we nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
      Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
      I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. Sure

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      • #4
        I'd like to point out that Canadiastan has opened a Creationist Museum too ... in rural Alberta. Surprised? Yeah, me neither.

        The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

        The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by DRoseDARs
          I'd like to point out that Canadiastan has opened a Creationist Museum too ... in rural Alberta. Surprised? Yeah, me neither.

          http://www.cbc.ca/canada/calgary/sto...museum-ab.html
          So Alberta's the Kentucky of Canada? I never knew that...
          "I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

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          • #6
            On an only slightly more serious note: is there even any Biblical basis for that assertion? That Adam's fall created carnivore's?
            If it did, why was God so pleased with Abel's offering, enough to make Cain jealous leading to the first murder? It would appear God is a carnivore

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            • #7
              November 26, 2007, hopefully, will be Christianity's final blow.

              For anyone who knows what I am talking about.
              be free

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              • #8
                Originally posted by DRoseDARs
                I'd like to point out that Canadiastan has opened a Creationist Museum too ... in rural Alberta. Surprised? Yeah, me neither.

                http://www.cbc.ca/canada/calgary/sto...museum-ab.html

                hehe, I like this line:


                "They've got the right to be wrong," he said. "They don't have a leg to stand on and they're hoping to evolve one."
                be free

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                • #9
                  the "fall" was Adam and Eve obtaining knowledge God didn't want them to have - the knowledge of good and evil, i.e., the ability to reason... The fig leaves are a clue to the type of knowledge that really upset God, the knowledge of procreation.

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                  • #10
                    Just curious, you say that God did not want Adam and Eve to know GOOD and EVIL.

                    When Adam and Eve learned of Good, a lot of evil came to be, but what about the good?

                    What I mean is, if I read you correctly (I can't remember what the bible says exactly), there was no good or evil before Adam and Eve learned of it, so what was it? Just neutrality? No happiness or sadness, just a completely mundane and accepted life?
                    be free

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Berzerker


                      If it did, why was God so pleased with Abel's offering, enough to make Cain jealous leading to the first murder? It would appear God is a carnivore
                      Maybe that's it though; maybe, like the knowledge of good and evil, God wanted to keep the knowledge of what a good steak tastes like all to Himself. Bastard. No wonder Lucifer rebelled.
                      "I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Berzerker
                        the "fall" was Adam and Eve obtaining knowledge God didn't want them to have - the knowledge of good and evil, i.e., the ability to reason... The fig leaves are a clue to the type of knowledge that really upset God, the knowledge of procreation.
                        If you take the Biblical diety at face value he has some serious, serious Freudian issues.
                        Stop Quoting Ben

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                        • #13
                          @ creationists.

                          -Arrian
                          grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

                          The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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                          • #14
                            don't nuke Kentucky please... I'm too close

                            I'm going to have to go to this "museum"
                            Monkey!!!

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Japher
                              don't nuke Kentucky please... I'm too close

                              I'm going to have to go to this "museum"
                              If they sell snow globes with humans riding dinosaurs while grizzleys, zebras, and kangaroos look on approvingly, pick one up for me, will ya?
                              "I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

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