Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Teh Slowwhand Thread

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • #76
    Three birthdays in one week. You're aging faster than moonshine whiskey.

    HB

    Comment


    • #77
      He's having another birthday tomorrow
      THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
      AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
      AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
      DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

      Comment


      • #78
        Originally posted by SlowwHand
        It is NOT my birthday. I appreciate the thoughts, but don't be pushing it off on me.
        I mean I really appreciate it, but when it's time, it still won't be time. I'm boycotting.

        My main hope is that Boann doesn't show up and wreck it. I purposely haven't answered emails from her in a mionth, hoping out of sight, out of mind.

        HA NO CHANCE... meathead

        "Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. " Charles Schultz

        Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do. — Golda Meir


        You Know You're Getting Older When...

        Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
        The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
        You feel like the night after, and you haven't been anywhere.
        Your little black book contains only names ending in M.D.
        You get winded playing chess.
        Your children begin to look middle aged.
        You're still chasing women but can't remember why.
        A dripping faucet causes an uncontrollable bladder urge.
        You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.
        You look forward to a dull evening.
        You walk with your head high trying to get used to your bifocals.
        Your favorite part of the newspaper is "25 Years Ago Today..."
        You turn out the light for economic reasons rather than romantic ones.
        You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
        Your knees buckle and your belt won't.
        You regret all those mistakes resisting temptation.
        After painting the town red, you have to take a long rest before applying a second coat.
        Dialing long distance wears you out.
        You're startled the first time you are addressed as an old timer.
        You just can't stand people who are intolerant.
        The best part of your day is over when your alarm clock goes off.
        You burn the midnight oil until 9 pm.
        Your back goes out more often than you do.
        A fortune teller offers to read your face.
        Your pacemaker makes the garage door go up when you watch a pretty girl go by.
        The little grey haired lady you help across the street is your wife.
        You have too much room in the house and not enough room in the medicine cabinet.
        You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.
        You know you're getting old when the parking meter expires before you get out of the car. - Jason Goff
        "If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -Katherine Hepburn

        Comment


        • #79
          I'll be 48 on this coming Wednesday

          Funny, I dont feel old of course some parts are showing a little wear and tear, but in seems like just yesterday it was the 60's, and 70's

          Man, Boann is right on, over the hill and picking up speed
          Hi, I'm RAH and I'm a Benaholic.-rah

          Comment


          • #80
            grandpa troll did you know you are younger than both me and slowwhand. 48... dang you haven't even reached 50 yet.
            "If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -Katherine Hepburn

            Comment


            • #81
              not to interrupt this wonderful conversation...

              ...but i just wanted to give my buddy Slowwy a BIG BIRTHDAY :HUG:

              thank you and pieceâ„¢
              The Wizard of AAHZ

              Comment


              • #82
                Originally posted by boann
                grandpa troll did you know you are younger than both me and slowwhand. 48... dang you haven't even reached 50 yet.
                Only feel like it

                So it is finally your birfday Slow?

                Congrats, again
                Hi, I'm RAH and I'm a Benaholic.-rah

                Comment


                • #83
                  Boann.


                  Today is it. Thanks.
                  Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                  "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                  He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

                  Comment


                  • #84
                    at last, it really is Sloww's birthday.



                    :beer:
                    :merriment:

                    Comment


                    • #85
                      HB Sloww!
                      THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                      AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                      AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                      DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

                      Comment


                      • #86
                        He-he, I thought about something like this, but guess I was too timid..

                        Comment


                        • #87
                          It's your birthday? I'm so excited, I could tinkle.

                          Comment


                          • #88
                            Happy B-day Slowwy, From the both of us... When i get off call ill have a few cold ones for ya.
                            When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
                            "It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
                            Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.

                            Comment


                            • #89
                              Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski
                              Happy B-day Slowwy, From the both of us... When i get off call ill have a few cold ones for ya.
                              Who...wha...what?! There's going to be beer?! Now that's something worth celebrating!

                              Comment


                              • #90
                                Originally posted by Zkribbler
                                It's your birthday? I'm so excited, I could tinkle.
                                If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be sweet and wipe the seat.
                                THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                                AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                                AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                                DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

                                Comment

                                Working...
                                X