Teh Slowwhand Thread

[Zkribbler]

Three birthdays in one week. You're aging faster than moonshine whiskey.

HB

[LordShiva]

He's having another birthday tomorrow

[boann]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
It is NOT my birthday. I appreciate the thoughts, but don't be pushing it off on me.
I mean I really appreciate it, but when it's time, it still won't be time. I'm boycotting.

My main hope is that Boann doesn't show up and wreck it. I purposely haven't answered emails from her in a mionth, hoping out of sight, out of mind.

HA NO CHANCE... meathead

"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. " Charles Schultz

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do. — Golda Meir


You Know You're Getting Older When...

Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
You feel like the night after, and you haven't been anywhere.
Your little black book contains only names ending in M.D.
You get winded playing chess.
Your children begin to look middle aged.
You're still chasing women but can't remember why.
A dripping faucet causes an uncontrollable bladder urge.
You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.
You look forward to a dull evening.
You walk with your head high trying to get used to your bifocals.
Your favorite part of the newspaper is "25 Years Ago Today..."
You turn out the light for economic reasons rather than romantic ones.
You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
Your knees buckle and your belt won't.
You regret all those mistakes resisting temptation.
After painting the town red, you have to take a long rest before applying a second coat.
Dialing long distance wears you out.
You're startled the first time you are addressed as an old timer.
You just can't stand people who are intolerant.
The best part of your day is over when your alarm clock goes off.
You burn the midnight oil until 9 pm.
Your back goes out more often than you do.
A fortune teller offers to read your face.
Your pacemaker makes the garage door go up when you watch a pretty girl go by.
The little grey haired lady you help across the street is your wife.
You have too much room in the house and not enough room in the medicine cabinet.
You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.
You know you're getting old when the parking meter expires before you get out of the car. - Jason Goff

[Grandpa Troll]

I'll be 48 on this coming Wednesday

Funny, I dont feel old of course some parts are showing a little wear and tear, but in seems like just yesterday it was the 60's, and 70's

Man, Boann is right on, over the hill and picking up speed

[boann]

grandpa troll did you know you are younger than both me and slowwhand. 48... dang you haven't even reached 50 yet.

[ZEE]

not to interrupt this wonderful conversation...

...but i just wanted to give my buddy Slowwy a BIG BIRTHDAY :HUG:

thank you and pieceâ„¢

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by boann
grandpa troll did you know you are younger than both me and slowwhand. 48... dang you haven't even reached 50 yet.

Only feel like it

So it is finally your birfday Slow?

Congrats, again

[SlowwHand]

Boann.


Today is it. Thanks.

[Cort Haus]

at last, it really is Sloww's birthday.



:beer:
:merriment:

[LordShiva]

HB Sloww!

[Winston]

He-he, I thought about something like this, but guess I was too timid..

[Zkribbler]

It's your birthday? I'm so excited, I could tinkle.

[Mrs. Tuberski]

Happy B-day Slowwy, From the both of us... When i get off call ill have a few cold ones for ya.

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski
Happy B-day Slowwy, From the both of us... When i get off call ill have a few cold ones for ya.

Who...wha...what?! There's going to be beer?! Now that's something worth celebrating!

[LordShiva]

Originally posted by Zkribbler
It's your birthday? I'm so excited, I could tinkle.

If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be sweet and wipe the seat.