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    ....or so saying rumours

    Killer banana rumour grips China

    A rumour spread by text message has badly hit the price of bananas from China's Hainan island, state media say.

    The messages claim the fruit contains viruses similar to Sars, the severe respiratory illness which has killed hundreds of people worldwide.

    Producers in Hainan say the resulting price slump is costing them up to 20 million yuan ($US2.6m) a day.

    China's Agriculture Ministry has dismissed the Sars claim as baseless. Police are investigating its source.

    "It is utterly a rumour," a Chinese Health Ministry official was quoted as saying by Xinhua news agency.

    "There has not been a case in the world in which humans have contracted a plant virus, and there is not any scientific evidence."

    Safety scares

    Hainan bananas had already been subject to rumours they caused cancer, after the banana plantations were hit by blight earlier this year.

    The banana fears come amid international concerns over tainted Chinese exports, including allegations of poisons in pet food and toothpaste.

    The state-owned China Daily newspaper recently criticised China's food safety regulators and called on the government to do more to protect Chinese consumers.
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    I don't think it's just a rumour. That's only what they want us to believe!
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    A virus similar to Saras?
    THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
    AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
    AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
    DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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    • #3
      The 60's saw the release of the cult classic: "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes."

      Could this lead to: "Attack of the Killer Bananas"

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      • #4
        It is a little known fact that bananas are smarter than humans. For the past few thousand they have been observing us gaining power waiting for the right to show that they are controling the Earth.
        USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
        The video may avatar is from

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        • #5
          Yeah, forget Skynet, the banana is the real threat. We created a monster
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          • #6
            Only the most intelligent, handsome/beautiful denizens of apolyton may join the game :)

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            • #7
              its things like this that really make it seem like china isnt a threat to the united states.
              "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
              'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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              • #8
                The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.

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                • #9
                  The banana is teh antichrist! Now I understand all the fuss about bananas in the EU
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                  • #10
                    Indeed
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                    The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.

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                    • #11
                      Yet more evidence of how backwards a country China really is.

                      Let's hope they check their cargo for bananas before touching down on Mars, eh?

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