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First of all, I would like everyone to notice that I spelled "the" as "the", not as "teh" in the thread title. I know that such behaviour is commonly frowned upon, and may lead to bans if perpetuated. Please don't hold it against me though. If a mod is truly offended, feel free to edit the thread title 
Now this thread is just about different fruits, and my feelings towards them
Apples:
Love them. I eat several a day. The world would be a lot worse without them.
Strawberries: Why is it that strawberries only come in two variations. Big beautiful ones with absolutely no taste whatsoever, and small, gnarly ones that taste like the best thing you have ever had
One would think that with modern technology, it would be possible to come up with a strawberry that keeps the best of both worlds. In general though: Strawberries
Bananas: My wife is Thai, and in Thailand, if it's a fruit, you can eat it before it is ripe with chillies and fish-sauce. Since experiencing that, my feelings towards bananas have changed a bit. Not really fond of bananas, though. Never have been. They are too squishy, but I guess the taste is sort of ok.
Pears: There is a window of opportunity of about a minute and a half where a pear is the best thing. Period. Better than sex. Before that small time period, the pear is harder than reinforced concrete, and sour as hell. After, it is so soft and squishy that is gets mashed out even if you look at it. Catch the pear within that minute and a half, though, and you will be in heaven
Peaches: I am quite certain that were peaches discovered today, no-one would want them. I mean, really the taste is not very nice. They drip like hell, and it is impossible to eat a peach without drooling all over your clothes. They look good though
Asmodean
Now this thread is just about different fruits, and my feelings towards them
Apples:
Love them. I eat several a day. The world would be a lot worse without them.Strawberries: Why is it that strawberries only come in two variations. Big beautiful ones with absolutely no taste whatsoever, and small, gnarly ones that taste like the best thing you have ever had
One would think that with modern technology, it would be possible to come up with a strawberry that keeps the best of both worlds. In general though: Strawberries Bananas: My wife is Thai, and in Thailand, if it's a fruit, you can eat it before it is ripe with chillies and fish-sauce. Since experiencing that, my feelings towards bananas have changed a bit. Not really fond of bananas, though. Never have been. They are too squishy, but I guess the taste is sort of ok.
Pears: There is a window of opportunity of about a minute and a half where a pear is the best thing. Period. Better than sex. Before that small time period, the pear is harder than reinforced concrete, and sour as hell. After, it is so soft and squishy that is gets mashed out even if you look at it. Catch the pear within that minute and a half, though, and you will be in heaven
Peaches: I am quite certain that were peaches discovered today, no-one would want them. I mean, really the taste is not very nice. They drip like hell, and it is impossible to eat a peach without drooling all over your clothes. They look good though
Asmodean
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