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  • #1

    I have a Pekka-ish idea

    http://www.thewest.com.au/default.aspx?MenuID=159&ContentID=29254


    Mars reverses the decision to use a calf-stomach enzyme in making its chocolate bars after protests by vegetarians.

    Wouldn't it be almighty cool to start a counterprotest aimed at reversing the reversed decision? To cry out your dissatisfaction with unmeatly ingredients? The masses who demand calf-stomach enzymes in their Mars chocolate bars are not being heard.
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    I stopped buying/eating anything from the Mars company after their bigoted little Superbowl web stunt that they issued a half-assed non-apology for afterwards. I really should give up candy altogether and since most of the candy I like is made by their factories, I suppose this is a good way to ween myself from all that extra sugar.
    The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

    The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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    • #3
      Pfft, this is nothing. Who's for using pork based enzymes?

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      • #4
        Superbowl stunt?

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        • #5
          wtf colon?
          THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
          AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
          AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
          DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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          • #6
            yeah, Colon is crazy.If you reverse the reverse, it's kind of like.. mm.. the original, yes? So why not just say that?
            In da butt.
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            • #7
              That sounds too positive. Counterprotests only work when you're AGAINST something, in this case the decision to reverse the prior decision.
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