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  • #16
    They have team leaders.

    From what I understand B-consultants don't operate totally on their own...
    12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
    Stadtluft Macht Frei
    Killing it is the new killing it
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    • #17
      My "team lead" is a carefree montrealer who comes to the office maybe twice a week, and even then it's at about 1pm.

      Consulting.
      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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      • #18
        You're not a B-consultant.

        You're a consultant who actually knows something. B-consultants talk such jibber-jabber that they need more of them to convince the client that they're not just pulling it out of their ass.
        12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
        Stadtluft Macht Frei
        Killing it is the new killing it
        Ultima Ratio Regum

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        • #19
          I am teh team leader, as of two months ago. My "boss" would be the managing partner who sells the work. And I guess I'm responsible to the client who's paying my boss, too.
          THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
          AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
          AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
          DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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          • #20


            Cheapo offshoring B-consulting.

            12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
            Stadtluft Macht Frei
            Killing it is the new killing it
            Ultima Ratio Regum

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Asher
              My "team lead" is a carefree montrealer who comes to the office maybe twice a week, and even then it's at about 1pm.

              Consulting.
              Speaking of absentee bosses, my adviser has been on sabbatical at Stanford for 4 months now. He doesn't respond to emails until at least 3 weeks have passed, and he shows up here once ever 6 weeks or so. He's supposed to be here today, but it's barely after noon, so he's probably not awake yet...
              12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
              Stadtluft Macht Frei
              Killing it is the new killing it
              Ultima Ratio Regum

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              • #22
                Originally posted by LordShiva
                I am teh team leader, as of two months ago. My "boss" would be the managing partner who sells the work. And I guess I'm responsible to the client who's paying my boss, too.
                Are you in India?
                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                • #23
                  No.
                  THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                  AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                  AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                  DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                  • #24
                    Is B-consultant a business consultant or just a bad consultant (eg, B-movie).
                    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                    • #25
                      Is there a difference?
                      12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                      Stadtluft Macht Frei
                      Killing it is the new killing it
                      Ultima Ratio Regum

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                      • #26
                        Re: How can the middle seat be made less awkward?

                        Be the fat guy.

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                        • #27
                          Some of these first class tickets are so expensive it doesn't even make any sense.
                          In da butt.
                          "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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                          • #28
                            First class.
                            Attached Files
                            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                            • #29
                              yay!
                              Attached Files
                              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                              • #30
                                Luxury!
                                Attached Files
                                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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