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  • Best not Wee or get you Butt Kicked by a Playstation

    This Is Why You Never Pee On Your Playstation
    Posted in PS3 by Klink on the May 14th, 2007

    Laramie,WY-(Sat. 12th) Saturday night’s off campus party near the University of Wyoming ended abruptly with a trip to the local hospital for one drunk student.

    With 20 plus friends invited over to break in his new Playstation 3 Gary Wells had the makings of a great Saturday night college party. Friday Wells purchased his new Playstation at the local Wal-Mart in town and made plans for a few friends to come over the next night for a party.

    Wells had been talking to his buddies about toping off the evening by destroying his old Playstation 2. With his recent upgrade to a new video game console he no longer needed the old one and wanted to send it off with a bang. He decided on having a drawing at the party and the winner would get to decided the demise of the Playstation.

    At 11pm Wells’ party had now become a drunk fest and he said he had almost forgotten about the drawing. Everyone gathered around in the living room where the old Playstation was still attached to a small TV in the corner. Each person put their name on a small piece of paper and threw it into a bowl. Wells reached in and pulled out the winner. Mike Post , one of Wells’ best friends was the one.

    Post was now so intoxicated he could barely stand. After the announcement Post without hesitation walked over to the Playstation and started urinating on it. For a moment everyone just laughed said student Amy Dixon. The mood quickly changed when Post fell to the floor unconscious. Not thinking about the video game console being still plugged in Post had just come close to electrocution.

    After almost 10 seconds of being unconscious Post came to and was taken to Ivinson Memorial Hospital in Laramie. He was released the next day with no major injuries.
    I remember college and fun with electricity.

    In a drunken stupor friends next door accidentally ripped the phone off the wall exposing phone wires. The guy was distraught and hoping his girlfriend was going to call. (point of the matter was I thinkhe ripped the phone off the wall because he had an arguement with his gf) We convinced him that he needed to put the phone wires in his mouth and when she would call he'ld feel a slight tingle. He did so and immediately got the crap shocked out of him. We walked him over to our room next door and let him call her back (she of course wasn't there) and then had him repeat the shocking several more times.

    Good time, good times.
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    There's your proof that the Wii totally beats the Playstation.
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    • #3
      Is it possible to be electrocuted through a stream of urine? Wouldn't the possible transfer of electricity be strongly limited through its dimensions?

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      • #4
        It's difficult I believe. Urine actually isn't a solid stream.
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        • #5
          He probably passed out from drunkenness + shock.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Asher
            It's difficult I believe. Urine actually isn't a solid stream.
            QFT. There's no way you could get electrocuted by pissing on something, unless you collapsed into the puddle of piss or something.

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            • #7
              Yes you can.

              Lots and lots of people got electrocuted while pissing on an electric fence.

              There are a couple of vids on break.com

              They even tested this on myth busters and it was proven plausible.

              But Kuci, if you are convinced it doesn't work, go ahead and try it on an electric fence or subway rails.

              Spec.
              -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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              • #8
                Most electric fences over here are just there to stop cattle from moving the wrong way. It's a standard accident that people pee on them and naturally, due to low voltage and ampliance they never receive any substantial damage.

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                • #9
                  Subway rails are also harmless.

                  Spec.
                  -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Spec
                    Yes you can.

                    Lots and lots of people got electrocuted while pissing on an electric fence.

                    There are a couple of vids on break.com

                    They even tested this on myth busters and it was proven plausible.

                    But Kuci, if you are convinced it doesn't work, go ahead and try it on an electric fence or subway rails.

                    Spec.
                    Yup.

                    Another one I forgot. When growing up I had one of my buddies over to our farm. He was hunting groundhogs (varmits) at the time while I was working putting away hay or some such. He came back from his jaunt all wet and sheepish looking. He claimed while he was out he had to take a wizz. For a lark, he decided to piss on the electric fence just to see if it was working. He also thought no way he would get shocked and if he did he could shift the stream easily enough. To make matters worse he was supposedly standing in a creek at the time. Well.... when he hit the fence with the stream and was shocked so violently that he had muscle spasm/lock. He was only able to stop being electrocuted by falling down in the stream.

                    Good times, good times.
                    "Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson

                    “In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy Carter

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                    • #11
                      We're talking about people who buy PS3s here. Not too bright.
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                      • #12
                        And who'd destroy their PS2s rather than giving them to me.

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                        • #13
                          Everyone.
                          THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                          AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                          AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                          DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                          • #14
                            Was that supposed to be an answer to anything?

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                            • #15
                              Internet myth. Never happened.
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