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  • What can I say, I'm a hard worker

    Well.. it's some kind of the first of May, workers party or something like that. Can't be bothered to find out more, since today it's just a big drinking orgy like every other party day in here.

    So anyway, I went to work today. It was an accident, I didn't know today is a holiday. I wondered why know one else was there, so I just went to my office and started working thinking wow these people are really late today.. but so what, not my problem.

    After an hour of work I decided to go for a coffee. The cafeteria was closed though. What the hell? OHHHH, so it's the first of May, the holiday day?? What is this crap! This is an excuse NOT to work?

    Some day.
    In da butt.
    "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
    THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
    "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

  • #2
    I didn't know today is a holiday




    They usually anounce these things in the conventional media a few days ahead. This means you're probably an internet-media-only guy. Good

    This couldn't happen to me though, because I know when I don't have to work. I would find out those dates even if they were written in Egyptian hieroglyphes and buried under a rock in Mozambique

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    • #3
      of course internet only
      In da butt.
      "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
      THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
      "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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      • #4
        I've actually not shown up to work when I should have, thinking the days were holidays.
        Monkey!!!

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        • #5
          I got up at 06:15 today, in order to sell the traditional mayday lillies for the party's coffers
          "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
          "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
          "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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          • #6
            That's not work, that's performing criminal stunts.
            In da butt.
            "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
            THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
            "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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            • #7
              My customers seem to disagree
              "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
              "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
              "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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              • #8
                yeah, but then again they are criminals as well.
                In da butt.
                "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                • #9
                  Clearly, your May 1 celebrations would be better if y'll bought lillies instead of booze.
                  "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                  "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                  "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                  • #10
                    No, it's better if we all just work and do something productive than ripping the God's work off the ground and giving it to bunch of criminals, who by the way already take what they want.
                    In da butt.
                    "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                    THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                    "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                    • #11
                      Happy Vappu

                      Sima
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                      AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                      AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                      DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                      • #12
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                        Last edited by ZEE; December 29, 2010, 12:11.
                        The Wizard of AAHZ

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                        • #13
                          Since I joined the blackberry world, this would never happen to me. I turn it on each morning while eating a little breakfast to check my schedule. All days off are in the calendar (including our flex days off)- So at worst I would get up and get ready but I'd never make it to work.

                          Pekka

                          If that happened to me, I would work half the day and be happy to get some crap done without interruption (plus I wouldn't want to "waste" a trip to work. But then I would leave halfway through and be happy that I had a free afternoon I had not planned for
                          You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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                          • #14
                            We don't get May Day off in North America. So I'm at work. But in my heart I'm throwing Molotov cocktails at capitalist oppressors.

                            That counts, right?
                            12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                            Stadtluft Macht Frei
                            Killing it is the new killing it
                            Ultima Ratio Regum

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                            • #15
                              God, I almost hope I do end up working at a finance job. I'll wear a button that says "Property is Theft" or something. It'll be awesome, like Joker wearing a peace symbol while writing "Born to Kill" on his helmet.

                              12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                              Stadtluft Macht Frei
                              Killing it is the new killing it
                              Ultima Ratio Regum

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