Guess who?

[LordShiva]

Answers then?

I'll make R really easy so that betor can get it.

R:
My first helped win a fabled race.
Hint: My first could never catch Speedy Gonzales.
My second could win me money in Vegas if it were a good one.
Hint: My second is Cool Luke.
My whole likes to burn cows

[b etor]

slowwhand?

[LordShiva]

[Jon Miller]

Apparent;y you can also get it if it is spelled out for you.

Jon Miller
(I don't get them until after the solutions are posted eitheR)

[SlowwHand]

Burn cows?

[Nostromo]

OK, an easy one.

S:

My first is a gospel

My second was a controversial novelist in his time

My whole doesn't go both ways

[LordShiva]

Jon Miller

[Nostromo]

Yep

[Drake Tungsten]

My whole: Drake lives in the Empire of the Rising Sun of a b1tch, since he's an obnoxious troll..

1. I don't live in Japan.

2. Nothing I've ever done is as obnoxious as this thread.

[LordShiva]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
Burn cows?

Well-done steak

[Nostromo]

Another easy one

T:

My first is a hairy hat
My second is what ensues from a joke or tickling
My whole is always pissed-off

[LordShiva]

Too easy.

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[Nostromo]

Sorry! The administrator has specified that users can only post one message every 30 seconds.

Maybe we should put our answers in spoiler tags.

[LordShiva]

Whenever I get that message, I copy-paste it into my post. It was Doddler's fine idea

[Nostromo]

Doddler's fine idea? That's an oxymoron for you.