Guess who?

[Fake Boris]

E.
My first is best when you do it in a streak
My second, you need to inhale in order to be

G.
Hint: read the 'first' and the 'whole' literally (the abyss is not always a metaphor)...

H.
Hint: the second refers to a closed thread.

[Lonestar]

Originally posted by Oncle Boris


Is that clear now ?

[Fake Boris]

E.
My first I don't do often
My second is Sava
My whole is the less important part of the name of a waterfall in Canada

OK, this one was a bit crappy.

First: Win
Second: Stoned
Whole: Churchill Falls, Labrador

G.
My first is weird, especially with a French accent
The second's list, I've most likely never been on
My whole knows of the abyss

First: 'weird', pronounced with a French accent
Second: dean's list
Whole: Oerdin is a geologist...

H.
My first you can find near a famous 500
My second does not put people on ignore
My whole, Tacc would need

First: There's sand near the Daytona 500
Second: A man... (according to Moby Dick)
Whole: Tacc suffers of insomnia

[LordShiva]

G.
My first is weird, especially with a French accent
The second's list, I've most likely never been on
My whole knows of the abyss

"Uncle" becomes "Oncle" with teh weird French accent.
(Real) Boris was teh ghey, so I wouldn't want to be on his list.
Oncle Boris likes Nietzsche, who spoke of the abyss.

I like my solution better.

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by Oncle Boris
They're classic syllable based riddles :

A, for instance. A funny chapel: Dave. Not in: out. My whole: frog. Answer: Davout

Sloww is right for once, that makes absolutely no sense...Dave, is that supposed to be some kind of misspelling of nave? Is that somehow funny? Whole is frog? What does that have to do with Davout?

[Pekka]

Well, these are all wordgames until Dave and out comes, which is phonetically close to Davout, and frog, Davout is a Frenchie. I guess chapel as in Chapelle, as in Dave Chapelle... and not in is out, as in what is not in is out, I don't know how My whole is a frog though.

[Provost Harrison]

Who is Dave Chapelle? How the hell should I know Tacc suffers from insomnia? There are too many cryptic references there...

[Solly]

You need to be a regular to understand them PH

[Fake Boris]

Like PH isn't

[Fake Boris]

Originally posted by LordShiva

G.
My first is weird, especially with a French accent
The second's list, I've most likely never been on
My whole knows of the abyss

"Uncle" becomes "Oncle" with teh weird French accent.
(Real) Boris was teh ghey, so I wouldn't want to be on his list.
Oncle Boris likes Nietzsche, who spoke of the abyss.

I like my solution better.

I know, I told you already that your answer is actually clever, it's just that I had something else in mind.

[Fake Boris]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison


Sloww is right for once, that makes absolutely no sense...Dave, is that supposed to be some kind of misspelling of nave? Is that somehow funny? Whole is frog? What does that have to do with Davout?

This is actually a very common specy of puzzle, you call it 'charade' in French.

Only three of the 15 or so I posted remained unsolved, so it's not like you've got a point here.

[b etor]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Who is Dave Chapelle? How the hell should I know Tacc suffers from insomnia? There are too many cryptic references there...

dave chapelle = HILARIOUS

http://apolyton.net/forums/showthread.php?postid=4868583#post4868583

^^first vid

[snoopy369]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison


Sloww is right for once, that makes absolutely no sense...Dave, is that supposed to be some kind of misspelling of nave? Is that somehow funny? Whole is frog? What does that have to do with Davout?

Dave doesn't sound right to me, dêve (d, e+^,ve) seems more correct to me, though neither shows up in any online dictionary/thesaurus that I looked in. I'm fairly sure the word exists though, just not sure. Frog = french.

Dave
Out
-------
Davout, who is french (A Frog to you english types).

[Nubclear]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison
How the hell should I know Tacc suffers from insomnia?

You would need to have posted here for a while :\

[LordShiva]

P:
My first is hard to believe.
My second is somewhere I'll go more often as I get older.
On the whole, I am part bishop, part politician.

Q:
My first in Spanish would be my sixth sense.
My second in Cockney is a euphemism.
My whole needs to make better connections.