Guess who?

[Fake Boris]

Guess who ?
(OT posters)

A.
My first is a funny chapel
My second's not in
My whole, Heresson would not let suck a fiery camel

B.
My first shared something with bacon and lived in his times
extra hint: my first was also a privateer
My second can be found in George W. Bush
My whole has got something to do with a rising sonofab1tc8

C.
I don't have a girlfriend; hence my first is a joint without an 'elle'
My second is what for?
My whole loves animals

D.
My first is almost my GPA
My second has had way too much plastic surgery
My whole sucks

E.
My first I don't do often
My second is Sava
My whole is the less important part of the name of a waterfall in Canada

F.
My first you gain at the gym
My second's a kopeck
My whole, even Orson Welles can't beat.

G.
My first is weird, especially with a French accent
The second's list, I've most likely never been on
My whole knows of the abyss

H.
My first you can find near a famous 500
My second does not put people on ignore
My whole, Tacc would need


Hope you enjoy, and post your own !

[Solly]

C: Spiffor

[LordShiva]

A: Davout?

[LordShiva]

F: Pekka

[LordShiva]

G: Oncle Boris

[snoopy369]

H: Will9?

[Fake Boris]

C
A
F
G

[Fake Boris]

Originally posted by snoopy369
H: Will9?

No.

[Fake Boris]

Originally posted by LordShiva
G: Oncle Boris

Not what I intended, but it works though...

[Fake Boris]

Lots of views and few replies.

You guys want the answers already ?

[Apocalypse]

I don't understand the format

[Fake Boris]

They're classic syllable based riddles :

A, for instance. A funny chapel: Dave. Not in: out. My whole: frog. Answer: Davout

[SlowwHand]

That doesn't make ****sense, even with an explanation.

[Fake Boris]

What ?

I had thought these riddles were evident - you can find plenty of them in any puzzle/crosswords booklet. Well, in French at least.

What is it you don't understand, Sloww ?

It's simple: each question's answer is a word, a syllable or a sound that is or is very similar to a part of the total answer. Attach each answer together (as to make it not too difficult, they're in the correct order, no anagrams). Then, the phrase 'the whole' gives a clue as to the nature of the whole answer.

Is that clear now ?

[Fake Boris]

Just to give another example:

F.
My first you gain at the gym
My second's a kopeck
My whole, even Orson Welles can't beat.

My first: pec
My second: k — the symbol for 'kopeck'
My whole: SuperCitizen > Orson Welles' Citizen Kane