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  • #16
    turn it off, doofus
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    • #17
      Originally posted by Doddler


      Sounds like an unreadable pile of junk. Delete it.
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      I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
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      • #18
        Originally posted by snoopy369
        Still haven't explained what a semicolumn is ...
        It's a colon, but the bottom period is taking a pee.
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        • #19
          semicolon, not column.
          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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          • #20
            Originally posted by nostromo
            I use Word XP. It can be a pain at times, but its OK overall. I wonder if Word 2007 is a lot better.
            Yes.

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            • #21
              I think a semicolumn is like a broken column in the Forum or something
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              • #22
                Like a disappearing thread.
                Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                • #23
                  I assumed it was a set of side-by-side columns of text that don't take up the entire page, e.g.:

                  blahblahblahblah

                  [blockquote] [blockquote]
                  [continued] [continued]

                  blahblahblahblah

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                  • #24
                    You just keep thinking, Butch. That's what you're good at.
                    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                    • #25
                      In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Word is a ******

                        Originally posted by Oncle Boris
                        I appreciate M$ Word correcting my spelling (I don't make mistakes though, just typos).

                        But the ****ing syntax 'analyzer' is driving me nuts. Basically, since I'm writing a filosofizical essay, I have very long sentences, filled with quotes and semi-columns. My whole screen is blinking with green lines telling me that my sentences are too long. This gets even worse when I browse through the document.

                        How do I disable just that, and not the rest ?

                        **** man.
                        You could improve your English?
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                        • #27
                          Are you somehow implying that M$ uses proper English like?
                          One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by snoopy369
                            Still haven't explained what a semicolumn is ...
                            One half of a certain Belgian Apolytoner.
                            Why doing it the easy way if it is possible to do it complicated?

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                            • #29
                              Semicolumns are what make it so dangerous to drive on the Pennsylvania Turnpike at night...
                              "I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Dauphin
                                Are you somehow implying that M$ uses proper English like?
                                That would have been funnier if somehow you'd tried to pretend not to know that I write my stuff in French...
                                In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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