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    Knut Health Scare Over, He Was Only Teething

    Knut fans can relax. Berlin Zoo has given the world-famous bear cub a clean bill of health and said he only had teething trouble on Sunday and Monday when he worried visitors by lying on the ground with his paws over his eyes. After taking antibiotics, he's playing again, but his cheek's a bit swollen.

    Berlin Zoo reassured alarmed Knut fans on Tuesday that the polar bear cub celebrity is back on his paws after he had been feeling so poorly that worried vets had cut short Monday's public viewing and taken him back to his cage.

    "It was only toothache," said a spokeswoman for the zoo. "He's growing a back tooth and it hurt him like it hurts most small children." Knut would be back on show on Tuesday, she said. "He's playing again but his cheek is swollen."

    The cub usually enthralls his thousands of visitors by scampering around his enclosure, playing with his football and cuddly toy rabbit and trying to bite his keeper. But on Monday he had been feeling so unwell that he just lay on the ground holding his big paws over his eyes and fell asleep. He didn't even want to take a dip in the water around his enclosure, despite the warm spring weather.

    After half an hour his two keepers decided to break off the show and took him back to his cage where two vets examined him and concluded that he had a fever. They couldn't be entirely sure about his temperature though because he refused to let them put a thermometer up his bottom.

    At first the vets thought he may have caught a cold or contracted food poisoning from faeces that the zoo's brown bears had left around his enclosure. They ruled out that he had become overheated in the sunshine, pointing out that his fur protects him from heat as well as cold. In the end the vets decided that it was only teething trouble and gave him antibiotics, the spokeswoman said.

    Last month one of the zoo's two Panda bears, 22-year-old lady Panda Yan Yan, died suddenly of heart failure after contracting an infection linked to acute constipation.

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    Knut fans can relax. Berlin Zoo has given the world-famous bear cub a clean bill of health and said he only had teething trouble on Sunday and Monday when he worried visitors by lying on the ground with his paws over his eyes. After taking antibiotics, he's playing again, but his cheek's a bit swollen.
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    I wouldn't want them to put a thermometer up my bottom either.

    Jon Miller
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    • #3
      So he's not a gay polar bear then...
      Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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      • #4
        How long before he bites his keeper's arm off?

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        • #5
          Knute Rockne
          I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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          • #6
            Last month one of the zoo's two Panda bears, 22-year-old lady Panda Yan Yan, died suddenly of heart failure after contracting an infection linked to acute constipation.


            'lady panda' ?
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            • #7
              of all the things to die from; acute constipation!

              If I die of acute constipation I definitally wan't that on my tombstone. "Here Lies Japher, because he didn't give a sheit"
              Monkey!!!

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              • #8
                what a cnut

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                  • #10
                    Resident Filipina Lady Boy Expert.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Cort Haus
                      How long before he bites his keeper's arm off?
                      Shouldn't take long.

                      The cub usually enthralls his thousands of visitors by scampering around his enclosure, playing with his football and cuddly toy rabbit and trying to bite his keeper. But on Monday he had been feeling so unwell that he just lay on the ground holding his big paws over his eyes and fell asleep. He didn't even want to take a dip in the water around his enclosure, despite the warm spring weather.

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                      • #12
                        I misread the title and thought this was about vagina dentata.
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                        • #13
                          Luckily this thread has nothing to do with Coulter.

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                          • #14
                            what? this stupid bear. I ceased caring about it.

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                            • #15
                              Wait a minute. Pandas don't know how to have sex and now you are telling me they don't even know how to ****! This sounds like someone is trying to tell us that trying to save the Panda isn't worth the effort.
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