I'm a guinea pig!

[Provost Harrison]

Re: I'm a guinea pig!

Originally posted by Zoid
I signed up for medical experiments a while back, and I was on a first preliminary test today. Tomorrow I'll talk to the doctor to see if I'm fit to participate in the study. If I am I will return next week and test the medicine (some cure for Parkinsons they hope) while being monitored with EKG and blood and urine samples. The study takes around three days (included a few short pre- and post-checkups) and they pay me $1000 for the trouble! Easy money

Well just don't get too big-headed about it

[Nikolai]

Originally posted by Zoid
Hey!! I'm not dead yet!

I guess "yet" is the keyword here...

[Zoid]

Ok, I'm still alive. I've been poked and prodded and drained of blood since 7 AM. I've also had to lie still (and I mean "don't move a muscle" still) for 3 1/2 hours. It's harder than you might imagine! But no side effects, no horns or tails and (alas) no super powers (I watched the first six episodes of Heroes yesterday... ) but now the worst is over. It's just monitoring the rest of the day and I get to go home tomorrow morning.

[Japher]

oh, oh... he's acting rather oddly I think.

[Spec]

Does your ass hurt?

Spec.

[Zoid]

Nope. I haven't been prodded there (yet)...

[Japher]

that you know of

[Zoid]

Indeed. Maybe someone has gone boldly where no man (or woman) has gone before...

[Nugog]

So - have you cured Parkinson's - or do they have to give it first to see if the drugs work?

[Zoid]

I can proudly announce that I have cured Parkinsons But you don't have to thank me, I do this for the good of all mankind (and the money...)!

[Tattila the Hun]

...Seriously? It "worked"?

...Were the nurses cute?

[Nugog]

Originally posted by Tattila the Hun
...Were the nurses cute?

[Zoid]

Originally posted by Tattila the Hun

...Were the nurses cute?

One was very cute. I wouldn't have minded if she'd taken advantage of me in my weakened state...