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Because God promised he would bless the sons of Ishmael too, probably he felt guilty about Abraham kicking Ishmael into the desertOriginally posted by Zkribbler
If the Jews are the "Chosen People," why did God give all the oil to the Muslims?
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-The Jews have a long history of great intellectual accomplishment
-They also have a great comedic legacy
-I'm a lawyer who's circumcised, so I'd already fit right in
-Jewish food is pretty good
-I have a strange yet very strong attraction to Fran Drescher. I might have a better shot with her if I were Jewish.I'm about to get aroused from watching the pokemon and that's awesome. - PekkaComment
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She can't be Jewish. Its obvious that she's not circumcized.Meet Israeli girlsLet us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy – LessingComment
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6) Circumcision protects you from AIDS and other diseases.
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ASHER FOR CEO!!
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7) You know where to find the best matzah ball soup and bagels
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
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8) Great sense of humor“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
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9) Terrible sense of humor"You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."--General Sir Charles James NapierComment
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He did - christians are his chosen people nowOriginally posted by lord of the mark
"Couldn't You go choose someone else, for awhile?"
"I realise I hold the key to freedom,
I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
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Kvetching.Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
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Re: Molly
Give what up ? I didn't say YOU were paranoid. Now you are acting paranoid.Originally posted by Oncle Boris
Give it up.
I just quoted Mordecai Richler- a Canadian, from Montreal, who happens to be Jewish.
He's quite well-known, you know.
Your post reminded me of a joke:
Two men are talking. One says-
" And that's another thing. I heard those Jews sank the Titanic too."
" What ? That's crazy! It was an iceberg, you fool."
" That's what I mean. Iceberg, Greenberg, Goldberg- those Jews are all the same. "
I could observe that the French Canadians I've met over here seem quite clannish- they all seem to gravitate towards Quebec House sooner or later, and go to showings of French language films, et cetera, et cetera.
Two of the events listed in the Quebec House calendar website are suspiciously French sounding.
Clearly, the Quebecois
...high-ups are definitely willing to use their influence to help other people of the Quebecois community with business opportunities
Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.
...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915Comment
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The Jews opted to have the best comedians.Originally posted by Zkribbler
If the Jews are the "Chosen People," why did God give all the oil to the Muslims?
I'd say they had the better deal.Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.
...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915Comment
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Hmm.Originally posted by Cort Haus
Molly, you're from Cov!
I spent a couple of years living there, have many fond memories, and still visit it. Whereabouts did you live?
have many fond memories, and still visit it.
The first I don't have, the second I haven't done since 1985.
Hillfields and Gosford Green. Stoney Stanton Road and Gulson Road, to be precise.Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.
...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915Comment
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Uhm. I don't think it would change me much. Pekka who is a Jew. So what? You know what I mean? It wouldn't... I'd still be the same person at this point. So no.. but maybe I would have a rich uncle
In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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