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  • #31
    It's funny, when I saw the thread title, my immediate response to the question of

    You know what the problem with Baseball is?
    was "you're gay, Asher."

    And wouldya look at that, that is the problem after all.

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    • #32
      The real problem with baseball is the lack of shapely women wearing scant clothing.

      I saw a story on Indian mud wrestlers tonight, and it is the most homoerotic sport I have seen yet. (I thought Rugby League was extreme, but at least they wear more than undies). Somehow I don't think the stocky wrestlers will impress Asher though.
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      • #33
        Have you seen Turkish oil wrestling? It puts Indian mud wrestlers to shame.
        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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        • #34
          You know what the problem with Baseball is?
          There are no hot women in the crowd?

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          • #35
            It's just a collection of ugly people scratching themselves.
            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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            • #36
              At least cricket has some nice eye-candy in the crowd, offsetting the boredom of the game.

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              • #37
                Originally posted by azzaman333
                There are no hot women in the crowd?
                Oddly, I have found the opposite to be true. Don't know why, if what Asher says is true.
                I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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                • #38
                  Girl baseball fans are definitely better looking than are the female fans of any other sport outside hockey.
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                  • #39
                    That is not true. You shut your mouth.
                    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Barnabas
                      What soccer players are famous in the USA, Beckham, Pele? Zidane after the headbutt?
                      Adu. Pele, because he played here. Beckham, because he's going to play here.
                      I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Asher
                        That is not true. You shut your mouth.
                        This was most definitely not addressed towards KH.
                        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by b etor
                          it is popular in the USA. especially at my school. our soccer teams pwn all.
                          pick which answer fits best

                          a) I didn't know the FBI academy had a soccer team

                          or

                          b) The popularity of soccer drops dramatically after puberty is reached.
                          edit: at least, in the US.
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                          • #43
                            Re: You know what the problem with Baseball is?

                            Originally posted by Asher
                            There are ZERO cute pro baseball players. Why is that? A huge chunk of them seem overweight and not very fit at all.

                            (No, this doesn't belong in the sports forum!)
                            A gay friend of ours (ex-New Yorker) has a thing for A-Rod. When he was in NY, used to like to watch him stretch before games.

                            Given my love for the MFY and E-Rod in particular, I think that's damn hilarious, but you're right, hockey players look much more like a bunch of poofters.
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                            • #44
                              Given my love for the MFY and E-Rod in particular, I think that's damn hilarious, but you're right, hockey players look much more like a bunch of poofters.


                              By poofter you clearly mean fit. I don't think there's any athletes more fit than hockey players in many, many ways. Baseball players are the worst of the bunch in terms of fitness.
                              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                              • #45
                                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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