Toilet problem, another thread about rotting

[Barnabas]

I threw chicken meat down the toilet, cutted in small pieces so it could travel smothly, but it hasnt traveled smoothly.

Now I press the button, and the waters threaten with overflowing, I guess the chicken is stuck there.

Is there something I could do? What would you do if you dont want to to call the plumber? Can the chicken rot in the putrid toilet water, so the problem disappears as the chicken decomposes?

[ZEE]

Brachy-Pr... er i mean Barnabas,

just stick your arm up there and pull it out

[Barnabas]

no way

[LordShiva]

[The Cartman house, later. A plumber has come to visit, and he's in the living room talking to Mrs. Cartman. Two other plumbers are carrying away a box]
Black Plumber: All right, ma'am. We've got your new toilet installed and we'll haul away the old one away for ya.
Liane: Oh, you've been so helpful, I uh, just don't know how to thank you.
Black Plumber: Hunh, I could think of a few ways, hunh.
Liane: Ohoho, nhn.
[Cartman runs back home, but he stops in his tracks before he reaches the front door. He sees the two men carrying the box away and he fears the worst]
Cartman: No! No!!
Fat Plumber: What happened? Did they say?
Thin Plumber: Apparently there was so much chicken skin in the system it just ruptured the insides.
Fat Plumber: Aww, that's tragic.

[LordShiva]

Use a plunger you n00b

What did Brachy-pride mean?

[Barnabas]

It is a nickname, My surname is Braach

[b etor]

Why did you put it in the toilet in the first place?!

[LordShiva]

What's Mateo then?

Brachy-pride is a better username than Barabbas anyway

[ZEE]

i liked Brachy-Pride better

[Dauphin]

You threw chicken down the toilet? Why didn't you do what normal people do and feed it to the foxes that pilfer the garbage cans?

[b etor]

Originally posted by LordShiva
What's Mateo then?

Brachy-pride is a better username than Barabbas anyway

Matthew?

[Barnabas]

Yes, it is Matthew in Spanish, and a second name

I threw it down the toilet because I thought it would go away

[b etor]

You were wrong

[Jon Miller]

everything goes away, when you flush it down the toilet

depending on you having a big enough toilet, of course

JM

[curtsibling]

Why did you not just plastic wrap the thing and put it in the bin?

Either use a plunger to suck the vile stuff out, or a skewer to prod it over the U-tube.