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  • Newsflash: Borat is actually a banker from Azerbaijan!

    Check out this gem:



    Extract about launch of new product:

    Begin the richman with "PARABANK"!

    Some months ago JSCB "PARABANK" offer for inhabitants of our Republic the next new bank product "Bond". A face-value of each bond 10000 USD, term - 5 years, the percent rate - 18 % in year. Inflow of clients on the given product is caused by one of the highest percent rates available at present in the bank market of Azerbaijan. Delivery of percent is carried out quarterly.
    PARABANK 15 years work for the blessing of the clients and is one of the most stable and reliable banks of Azerbaijan. Use this fine opportunity of favourable accommodation of your money and become the richman!


    Is nice!

    Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
    Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
    Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

  • #2
    He still sucks.
    1011 1100
    Pyrebound--a free online serial fantasy novel

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    • #3
      lol, these guys appear a real bank, with PWC audits and EBRD loans for small business and whatnot
      Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
      Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
      Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

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      • #4
        Do they have branches in US and A?
        Speaking of Erith:

        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Elok
          He still rules.
          Corrected.
          "Compromises are not always good things. If one guy wants to drill a five-inch hole in the bottom of your life boat, and the other person doesn't, a compromise of a two-inch hole is still stupid." - chegitz guevara
          "Bill3000: The United Demesos? Boy, I was young and stupid back then.
          Jasonian22: Bill, you are STILL young and stupid."

          "is it normal to imaginne dartrh vader and myself in a tjhreee way with some hot chick? i'ts always been my fantasy" - Dis

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