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  • China vs. The Vatican (Nukes allowed )

    Both one billion strong. One ruled by an absolute monarch the other by the People’s congress. Who would win in this ultimate conflict?
    12
    The Vatican
    33.33%
    4
    The People's Republic of China
    25.00%
    3
    Taiwan
    8.33%
    1
    The Lutheran Coallition
    0.00%
    0
    Orthodox Russia
    16.67%
    2
    Bananastan (not India!)
    16.67%
    2

    The poll is expired.

    I'm not buying BtS until Firaxis impliments the "contiguous cultural border negates colony tax" concept.

  • #2
    Maybe the Vatican will nuke you.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #3
      Originally posted by SlowwHand
      Maybe the Vatican will nuke you.
      Western Devil!
      I'm not buying BtS until Firaxis impliments the "contiguous cultural border negates colony tax" concept.

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      • #4
        I am. I'm a western devil.
        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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        • #5
          Originally posted by SlowwHand
          I am. I'm a western devil.
          Well, sadly so am I.
          I'm not buying BtS until Firaxis impliments the "contiguous cultural border negates colony tax" concept.

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          • #6
            Well China is certainly afraid of the Vatican. Why else would they violently repress churches loyal to it while setting up its own competing "Catholic" church?
            I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
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            • #7
              Just so that they can win. The vatican's most potent weapon is its fifth column. If China destroys the fifth column, teh nuking will be that much easier
              "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
              "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
              "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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              • #8
                it's not the 5th column, the chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear...
                Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
                Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Saras
                  it's not the 5th column, the chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear...
                  The Vatican army armed with Comfy Chairs will cause the Chinese to simply surender without firing a shot.
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                  • #10
                    They'll just send Father Anderson in. Game, set, bloody carnage.
                    I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"

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                    • #11
                      Amongst their weaponary are such diverse elements as....
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                      • #12
                        Mah. You guys are slacking.

                        How many divisions does the Pope have?
                        "In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, Hyperion

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                        • #13
                          Tell my dear son that he will meet papa ratzi's divisions in eternity
                          Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
                          Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
                          Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

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                          • #14
                            If Da Vinci Code did not succeed in destroying the Vatican, China has no chance.
                            Statistical anomaly.
                            The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

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                            • #15
                              Without their Uber-Pope the Vatican will be much easier to conquer, Germans ALWAYS lose!
                              Companions the creator seeks, not corpses, not herds and believers. Fellow creators, the creator seeks - those who write new values on new tablets. Companions the creator seeks, and fellow harvesters; for everything about him is ripe for the harvest. - Thus spoke Zarathustra, Fredrick Nietzsche

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