Baseball: stupid, boring sport. Played little league for 4 years, was team MVP on the championship team (of Western Montreal) for 3 straight years. Was the starting pitcher and had highest batting average most of the time.
Hockey: awesome sport. Played 5 years as a kid. Was never anything other than a mediocre 2nd line defenceman.
Rugby: fun sport. Mediocre winger (admittedly on a really good high school team)
Basketball: sort of interesting. Absolutely **** player.
American football: again, sort of interesting. Better than mediocre player, worse than really good.
Golf: absolutely fun game. One of the ****tier players you will ever find.
And today, for the first time since I was 12 years old, I played a game of volleyball (on an intramural team). Volleyball is the dumbest sport ever invented. And I absolutely ruled the court. I was spiking and blocking like a champ. But who cares? It's volleyball.
What a hollow victory it is to be good at a sport that sucks.
Hockey: awesome sport. Played 5 years as a kid. Was never anything other than a mediocre 2nd line defenceman.
Rugby: fun sport. Mediocre winger (admittedly on a really good high school team)
Basketball: sort of interesting. Absolutely **** player.
American football: again, sort of interesting. Better than mediocre player, worse than really good.
Golf: absolutely fun game. One of the ****tier players you will ever find.
And today, for the first time since I was 12 years old, I played a game of volleyball (on an intramural team). Volleyball is the dumbest sport ever invented. And I absolutely ruled the court. I was spiking and blocking like a champ. But who cares? It's volleyball.
What a hollow victory it is to be good at a sport that sucks.
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