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  • Why am I only good at the sports I hate?

    Baseball: stupid, boring sport. Played little league for 4 years, was team MVP on the championship team (of Western Montreal) for 3 straight years. Was the starting pitcher and had highest batting average most of the time.

    Hockey: awesome sport. Played 5 years as a kid. Was never anything other than a mediocre 2nd line defenceman.

    Rugby: fun sport. Mediocre winger (admittedly on a really good high school team)

    Basketball: sort of interesting. Absolutely **** player.

    American football: again, sort of interesting. Better than mediocre player, worse than really good.

    Golf: absolutely fun game. One of the ****tier players you will ever find.

    And today, for the first time since I was 12 years old, I played a game of volleyball (on an intramural team). Volleyball is the dumbest sport ever invented. And I absolutely ruled the court. I was spiking and blocking like a champ. But who cares? It's volleyball.

    What a hollow victory it is to be good at a sport that sucks.
    12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
    Stadtluft Macht Frei
    Killing it is the new killing it
    Ultima Ratio Regum

  • #2
    I have it worse. I'm good at curling. I suck at everything else.

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    • #3
      I'm good at most things I enjoy. Cricket, football, badminton, rugby, cycling
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      • #4
        I would think pool would be your game.
        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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        • #5
          Originally posted by SlowwHand
          I would think pool would be your game.
          Damn, forgot that one.

          I'm mediocre at snooker though That disappoints me.
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Doddler
            I'm good at most things I enjoy. Cricket, football, badminton, rugby, cycling
            Way to name 4 **** sports in the same breath as one good one.
            12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
            Stadtluft Macht Frei
            Killing it is the new killing it
            Ultima Ratio Regum

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            • #7
              i was awesome at basketball... before my injury. but i can still shoot
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              • #8
                I can't do anything on the basketball court. It might be the sport I'm worst at.
                12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                Stadtluft Macht Frei
                Killing it is the new killing it
                Ultima Ratio Regum

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                • #9
                  Obviously our definitions of good differ significantly.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Doddler


                    Damn, forgot that one.

                    I'm mediocre at snooker though That disappoints me.
                    I'm actually good at pool (8 ball, 9 ball and snooker)

                    I don't really count that though.
                    12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                    Stadtluft Macht Frei
                    Killing it is the new killing it
                    Ultima Ratio Regum

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                    • #11
                      to be serious. I suck at all sports.

                      I'm good at making baskets in basketball as long as no one is in my face. . I can make open shots.

                      In softball I pretty much suck. But at least I can hit the ball. Never played real baseball.

                      Football I'm not too bad at I guess. I just don't have the size to be good.

                      hockey- never played

                      Soccer/football- I played this as a kid. But I was always a bench warmer. The coach would try to get us some playtime. Never scored a goal though. Can't remember what position I was. In between the forwards and the defense guys. What's the name of that?

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                      • #12
                        I reached my athletic peak at approximately age 12. Good at baseball, very good at basketball, decent at hockey, good at football, good at soccer.

                        It's been pretty much downhill from there, although I'm still respectable at softball.

                        "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                        "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by KrazyHorse


                          I'm actually good at pool (8 ball, 9 ball and snooker)

                          I don't really count that though.
                          Well, you did specify sports in the thread title after all.
                          "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                          "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by SlowwHand
                            I would think pool would be your game.
                            What part of "game" do you not understand?
                            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by KrazyHorse


                              I'm actually good at pool (8 ball, 9 ball and snooker)

                              I don't really count that though.
                              Snooker is not a subset of pool. It has table six times bigger, to start with.
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