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Was working on my car last night, and I got some rust dust in my right eye...So I went to the bathroom and rinsed it thoroughly....or so I thought. Woke up this morning with my eye sealed shut. I mean the eye lid glued in place. What a wonderful experience that was. Not freakin out one bit...
So I went in the shower to try to lubricate my eye so it would finally open, and I succeeded...But then my eye opened...and the water rushed in...Fvcking painful! Like vinegar on an open wound. A nutshot would have been helpful at that point just to make a pain diversion...
Now, my eye starts to swell like a marshmallow in a microwave. 15 minutes later I look like a boxer who got beaten up by an ugly stick. But the swelling stopped.
Now, on my way to work. I'm in my car, driving down the highway and my eye starts to leak tears like a faucet. So I'm wiping my eye while driving, trying to find Kleenex at the same time. Couldn't find any...so I help my glove on my eye all the way to work...And at a stop sign, so lady honks to ask me for directions. I roll down my window and she goes: '' Excuse me, do you know where...ummm....I'm sorry, I can see this is a bad time...'' She thought I was crying...So I told her that wasn't the case and gave her the directions...
So now its 9 am....the opto doesn't open until 10 so I have to wait. 10 am comes so I leave for the optp, I get there and the only appointment I can get is at 11h30...So I go to get a hair cut in the same mall to pass the time. When I get there she says, are we washing your hair? And I go, no thank you, I have kind of a situation here...while in my mind it was more like : Are you ****ing crazy?! Cant you see my eye bltch? No wonder you're a hairdresser!. But I didn't say that out loud of course, its not her fault I'm too stupid to wear goggles... So my hair cut went great, she sprayed water on my hair to get it wet...But then the dryer came out...I never thought that heat from a dryer could be so painful...It almost dried it shut a second time because of all the shlt that was coming out of it...
Anyhow, I leave for the opto, and she sits me down on the chair and says: I am going to drop some yellow coloring in your eye so I can see what is wrong. Well, yes, the liquid was yellow....but I'm wondering if that wasn't yellow lemonade because the shlt hurt me as hell!! I could swear I heard a ppppccchhhhhh! Like water droplets on a fire. well, thats what it felt like. That she point kind of a laser like thingy in my eye and circles around to come up with the : you got something in your eye'' answer...And in my mind I'm like ''No shlt Shirlock'' but I go ''Well you dont say!''...
So now, I have a scratch in my eye and I have to use drops 3 times a day and look like a freakin pirate for 3 days...woopdidoo..
Also, I'm going to buy some safety goggles tonight...
Spec.
Was working on my car last night, and I got some rust dust in my right eye...So I went to the bathroom and rinsed it thoroughly....or so I thought. Woke up this morning with my eye sealed shut. I mean the eye lid glued in place. What a wonderful experience that was. Not freakin out one bit...
So I went in the shower to try to lubricate my eye so it would finally open, and I succeeded...But then my eye opened...and the water rushed in...Fvcking painful! Like vinegar on an open wound. A nutshot would have been helpful at that point just to make a pain diversion...
Now, my eye starts to swell like a marshmallow in a microwave. 15 minutes later I look like a boxer who got beaten up by an ugly stick. But the swelling stopped.
Now, on my way to work. I'm in my car, driving down the highway and my eye starts to leak tears like a faucet. So I'm wiping my eye while driving, trying to find Kleenex at the same time. Couldn't find any...so I help my glove on my eye all the way to work...And at a stop sign, so lady honks to ask me for directions. I roll down my window and she goes: '' Excuse me, do you know where...ummm....I'm sorry, I can see this is a bad time...'' She thought I was crying...So I told her that wasn't the case and gave her the directions...
So now its 9 am....the opto doesn't open until 10 so I have to wait. 10 am comes so I leave for the optp, I get there and the only appointment I can get is at 11h30...So I go to get a hair cut in the same mall to pass the time. When I get there she says, are we washing your hair? And I go, no thank you, I have kind of a situation here...while in my mind it was more like : Are you ****ing crazy?! Cant you see my eye bltch? No wonder you're a hairdresser!. But I didn't say that out loud of course, its not her fault I'm too stupid to wear goggles... So my hair cut went great, she sprayed water on my hair to get it wet...But then the dryer came out...I never thought that heat from a dryer could be so painful...It almost dried it shut a second time because of all the shlt that was coming out of it...
Anyhow, I leave for the opto, and she sits me down on the chair and says: I am going to drop some yellow coloring in your eye so I can see what is wrong. Well, yes, the liquid was yellow....but I'm wondering if that wasn't yellow lemonade because the shlt hurt me as hell!! I could swear I heard a ppppccchhhhhh! Like water droplets on a fire. well, thats what it felt like. That she point kind of a laser like thingy in my eye and circles around to come up with the : you got something in your eye'' answer...And in my mind I'm like ''No shlt Shirlock'' but I go ''Well you dont say!''...
So now, I have a scratch in my eye and I have to use drops 3 times a day and look like a freakin pirate for 3 days...woopdidoo..
Also, I'm going to buy some safety goggles tonight...
Spec.
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