I have to get a colonoscopy tomorrow

[asleepathewheel]

28.

I'm way too young for this.


And man, today has sucked.



but, its best to figure out why one is ****ting blood (or did, 5 days in a row last week). I ruled out passing out at the gay bar, and I don't have a hole in my memory, so no alien probes...

[SlowwHand]

Put tomorrow behind you, as it were.

[b etor]

have fun =\

[Solly]

Just imagine it's Asher performing the operation.

[DRoseDARs]

Considering Asher's a size queen, that's probably even more the last mental picture aatw needs right now...

[asleepathewheel]

Not enough sedatives for that


I love running to the bathroom every 10 minutes.

[LordShiva]

Re: I have to get a colonoscopy tomorrow

You going to Antwerp?

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Remember: the fun part isn't the camera up your ass. The fun part is the hose attached to the camera, which is used to inflate your colon so they can see what's going on.

And if they don't position you in front of the monitor, so you can watch, demand your money back.

Yeah, they're a blast.

[Mrs. Tuberski]

Thet realy arent that bad considering that your nurse will be pushing narcotics through out the whole procedure if ya need them. versed so you wont remember after the fact and fentynal the one that helps ya sleep. depending on how much alochol you consume in a day, the normal amount of the drugs work very well and you usualy sleep right through it

[Jon Miller]

I think that it messed up my grandmother's insides, and she had to have an operation.

I hope that everything goes smoothly for you.

Jon Miller

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski
Thet realy arent that bad considering that your nurse will be pushing narcotics through out the whole procedure if ya need them.

Texans are offered drugs during colonoscopies? What wimps. I was given a disposable enema, a hanger for my pants, and a choice of whether or not I wanted a view of my innards on the 32" Sony Trinitron. That's how a man takes a camera up the ass.

But I guess Texans are more dainty and delicate.

[KrazyHorse]

Make sure he buys you dinner before.

[Dinner]

[Asher]

My team lead's father is getting 1/3 of his colon removed today (cancer).

So stop whining...

[alva]

Re: I have to get a colonoscopy tomorrow

Originally posted by asleepathewheel
28.

I'm way too young for this.


And man, today has sucked.



but, its best to figure out why one is ****ting blood (or did, 5 days in a row last week). I ruled out passing out at the gay bar, and I don't have a hole in my memory, so no alien probes...

I've had several (about every two years), to be honest, it's not a big deal.
Also remember, that hospitals have great drugs. The rush - while short - is brilliant!

You'll feel drowsy afterwards, so don't drive home, make sure you have someone to come and pick you up.

Good luck.