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You have been threatened by nuking, and the guy making the threat is mad enough to ignore the concept of MAD. You have nukes, and can use them if you want.
What do you do?
What do you do?
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51Capitulate7.84%4Nuke them back on first strike by them15.69%8Nuke them first and hope to stop them nuking you29.41%15Blame the British27.45%14Come up with a plan involving bananas19.61%10One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry. -
I blame the British, duh."I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
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I take the bombardment and hope the resulting mutations turn me into a superhero - Nukeman or so. My powers would then include the ability to make everyone think the Brits were responsible for WWI and maybe for global warming bwahaha.
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Don't know why, but I think this thread will be hit of a nuke or something stronger in short time
With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
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Nuclear war is justified whenever someone pronounces it "nukular.""My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund FreudComment
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Re: When is nukular war justified?
Kruschev promised to bury us. Mao slaughtered millions of his own people. At the time, they could both be viewed as "mad' enough to use nuclear weapons.Originally posted by Dauphin
You have been threatened by nuking, and the guy making the threat is mad enough to ignore the concept of MAD. You have nukes, and can use them if you want.
What do you do?
But the Cuban Missile Crisis pounded home...."When you're playing with nukes, don't shoot first!"
(except, of course, unless the alternative is invading the Japanese home islands)Comment
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Re: Re: When is nukular war justified?
If I say "I will bury you", it does not necessarily imply that I will be the cause of your demise, only that I will outlive you.Originally posted by Zkribbler
Kruschev promised to bury us.One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.Comment
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Sans douteOriginally posted by Spiffor
I blame the British, duh.
One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.Comment
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Whenever anyone uses spelling like "nukular", they should have a nuke shoved up their ass.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Nuclear-powered vibrators - never worry about batteries again.
And they glow in the dark!Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
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the last threeUSA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
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Nukular
is justified only in cases of mental retardation“It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”
― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of ManComment
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Where's the ''nuke yourself'' option?
This poll is invalid!
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Spec.-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.Comment
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I think if Germany tries to conquer europe again nukes would be justified to stop them soon.
But first there should be threats, and the first nuke shouldnt hurt much, drop it on one small northern sea or baltic german island.I need a foot massageComment
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Nuke some other unrelated country: Irradiate them there so we don't have to irradiate them here.The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
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