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  • #31
    He needs to be ministered to

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    • #32
      You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Zkribbler
        I can understand the allure of the gay lifestyle. They do get to dress really well and to act with a certain amount of panache.

        ...But on the other hand, they have to listen to music from musicials

        I could never be gay. I like rock and roll too much. Great songs....like Crocodile Rock
        Don't all the todgers put you off too?
        Speaking of Erith:

        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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        • #34
          Well I don't suppose they will be scattering John Inman's ashes there then...
          Speaking of Erith:

          "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Provost Harrison
            Don't all the todgers put you off too?
            They okay--as long as they're pointed away from me and not towards me.

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            • #36
              First of all, I'm straight, to avoid misunderstandings. But you already knew that.

              On a related topic, I play Pharao in the first Swedish cast of Elton John & Tim Rice musical Aida. 5 gigs last weekend, 5 gigs this weekend, and next. Great fun, all gigs are sold out, and several national stars among the members.



              Last edited by Chemical Ollie; March 16, 2007, 20:53.
              So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
              Be kind to the nerdiest guy in school. He will be your boss when you've grown up!

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              • #37
                Wow, I am impressed, good luck!
                I need a foot massage

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                • #38
                  No ****? Wow, dude. Knock 'em dead.
                  "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                  "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                  • #39
                    Wow, that's great
                    "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                    "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                    "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                    • #40
                      We're already halfway through the gigs, the premiere was a month ago.

                      I've grown an ugly goatie beard, just like ol' Tut had before they put him in balm. I hate it, feels like walking around with a set of female genitals on my chin, but you have to sacrifice yourself for the art, don't you? And my wife says it's handsome, so I can live with it.
                      So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
                      Be kind to the nerdiest guy in school. He will be your boss when you've grown up!

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                      • #41
                        Hmmm... a straight man in musical theater? Things sure are different in Europe.

                        "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                        "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                        • #42
                          And I play congas in the band (on one song). No cowbell.
                          So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
                          Be kind to the nerdiest guy in school. He will be your boss when you've grown up!

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                          • #43
                            Lame.

                            "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                            "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                            • #44
                              good timing
                              Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012

                              When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah

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                              • #45
                                We're always watching for more CowBell.
                                "Wait a minute..this isn''t FAUX dive, it's just a DIVE!"
                                "...Mangy dog staggering about, looking vainly for a place to die."
                                "sauna stories? There are no 'sauna stories'.. I mean.. sauna is sauna. You do by the laws of sauna." -P.

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