The Triumph of French-Iranian friendship

[lord of the mark]

http://www.divestterror.org/dirtydozen.html

[Spec]

Originally posted by lord of the mark
http://www.divestterror.org/dirtydozen.html

That's Propaganda.




Spec.

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by Kuciwalker
Danish Feta*

* I have no idea why this bothers Spiffor but felt like joining in

Just come to Europe, and taste the different between a feta worth its name, and a Danish "feta".

You'll understand that them Vikings still unleash horror upon this world

[Provost Harrison]

Why don't you try and sell them the Twingo

[Spiffor]

Because they are poor and swim on a sea of oil?

Why would we want to sell more expensive and more fuel-efficient cars to them? We're doing well enough on the European market for that

[Provost Harrison]

I've never seen one over here

[Kuciwalker]

Originally posted by Spiffor
Just come to Europe, and taste the different between a feta worth its name, and a Danish "feta".

You'll understand that them Vikings still unleash horror upon this world

I don't think I've ever had feta. What's so great about it..?

[Dinner]

Originally posted by Spiffor
Because they are poor and swim on a sea of oil?

Why would we want to sell more expensive and more fuel-efficient cars to them? We're doing well enough on the European market for that

Iran actually suffers from cronic gasoline shortages. This is primarially due to two factors: 1) Gasoline is subsidized resulting in increased consumption 2) The state has a monopoly on the oil business including refining so there is cronic under investment since the state redirects funds to much needed social programs.

What Iran needs is to let any one come in and refine gas who is willing to do so. The same goes for oil companies who are willing to invest into increasing output. The state could then charge a royalty on each barral pumped insuring that the government gets its fair share while still increasing capacity.

[LordShiva]

Originally posted by Oerdin
What Iran needs is to let any one come in and refine gas who is willing to do so.

No, they need to continue to send their crude to India for refining

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by Kuciwalker
I don't think I've ever had feta. What's so great about it..?

It tastes good, when done properly.

However, if you ever taste feta, you are likely to taste the cow-milk, Danish, evil ripoff of the Real Thing

Those Danes are destroying good taste in the whole world, and they must be stopped

[lord of the mark]

Originally posted by Spiffor

It tastes good, when done properly.

However, if you ever taste feta, you are likely to taste the cow-milk, Danish, evil ripoff of the Real Thing

Er, theres no particular shortage of Greek feta over here, and I think there are competing sheep milk fetas. In particular ive seen Bulgarian and Israeli fetas, both of which Im assuming were made from sheeps milk, and I think there may be domestic (IE US made) sheeps milk feta as well.

[Wezil]

Originally posted by Oerdin
So the Iranians like crappy cars?

I object to calling a vehicle designed by the French a "car". Go-cart maybe....

[Ogie Oglethorpe]

Jean Girard: My name is Jean Girard and I am a racing-car driver just like you except I am from Formula Un. I am the greatest one in the whole world. I have been following your career with great interest, Monsieur Bobby.
Ricky Bobby: I can't understand a word you've said the whole time.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Did you eat some peanut butter or something?
Ricky Bobby: Yeah, you sound like a dog with peanut butter on the roof of your mouth
Jean Girard: I think what you are hearing is my accent. I am French.
Ricky Bobby: You say you're French?
Jean Girard: Oui.
[sounds like 'We']
Ricky Bobby: We? No, we are not French. We're American, because you're in America, okay? Greatest country on the planet
Jean Girard: Well, what have you given the world apart from George Bush, Cheerios, and the ThighMaster?
Ricky Bobby: Chinese food?
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Chinese food.
Jean Girard: That's from China.
Ricky Bobby: Pizza.
Jean Girard: Italy.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Chimichanga.
Jean Girard: Mexican.
Ricky Bobby: Really, smarty-pants? What did French land give us?
Jean Girard: We invented democracy, existentialism, and the blowjob.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Those are three pretty good things.
Ricky Bobby: Hey.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: That last one's pretty cool.

[Pekka]

Yeah, the French cars can be called Mobility Enablers at best.

We should have.. I mean we got some domain ownage in Europe, so we should stick with it. Like... cars, that goes to Germans and Italians. Everyone else is OUT!

Food, well food goes for everyone except Scandinavia and Eastern Europe. Sorry! Our food sucks ballz. It's.. not special, it's ok, but I wouldn't go to 'hey let's get that Scandinavian food again'. What's that? It isn't. Because if it was, it would be, but it can't, so it's not.

OK, what else? You get the picture.

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by Pekka
Food, well food goes for everyone except Scandinavia and Eastern Europe. Sorry! Our food sucks ballz. It's.. not special, it's ok, but I wouldn't go to 'hey let's get that Scandinavian food again'. What's that? It isn't. Because if it was, it would be, but it can't, so it's not.

Then why were you so pissed off when Chiurac said it? He was merely in line with the Finnish consensus