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  • Best-est Personality Test

    Answer the Poll (don't click Banana), then look below at what it means









    This is teh answer key!

    A) You are a sick psycho who secretly want to videotape yourself slamming your penis into a car door

    B) You are a pervert who has erotic fantasies involving Ann Coulter, a garden hose, a paper clip, and a full suction vacuum cleaner

    C) You are a closet homosexual

    D) You have no genitals so you work on the corner showing your smooth crotch to pedestrians for enough money to give to homeless guys so you can lick their balls for water to live on (ok, perhaps I went too far with that one)

    E) You wish you could be as cool as (D)

    F) Your life is as worthless as morons who post on internet message boards about computer games ( )

    G) You are a ****** who can't follow simple ****ing directions - kill yourself
    63
    I enjoy Pekka's ranting lunatic posts
    17.46%
    11
    George Bush was a better President than Bill Clinton
    7.94%
    5
    Harry Potter has a nice arse
    11.11%
    7
    I liked the Off Topic Forum better when we had more moderator presence
    12.70%
    8
    SPOON!
    19.05%
    12
    Hey, that Kidicious guy makes sense
    12.70%
    8
    Banana
    19.05%
    12
    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

  • #2


    I got (A)...

    but we all know that me and Pekka are an UNBEATABLE duo...
    Order of the Fly
    Those that cannot curse, cannot heal.

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    • #3
      I hope you like that sore penis... as a parting gift:

      “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
      - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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      • #4
        I got P! P for Perfection!
        APOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTO

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        • #5
          I voted Spoon! and the banana one.
          DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.

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          • #6
            B) You are a pervert who has erotic fantasies involving Ann Coulter, a garden hose, a paper clip, and a full suction vacuum cleaner
            I have to be honest, that made it move.
            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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            • #7
              Re: Best-est Personality Test

              Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
              F) Your life is as worthless as morons who post on internet message boards about computer games ( )
              Of course
              I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
              - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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              • #8
                Originally posted by SlowwHand
                I have to be honest, that made it move.
                “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                • #9
                  I voted for (a) and (f). Well (a) passes for enjoyable at this place, anyway
                  Speaking of Erith:

                  "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                  • #10
                    I got A and E.

                    what does it mean?

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Colon™
                      I voted Spoon! and the banana one.
                      That's exactly what I did
                      THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                      AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                      AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                      DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                      • #12
                        You're such a colon

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                        • #13
                          But is he a Colon (TM)?
                          “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                          - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Sirotnikov
                            I got A and E.

                            what does it mean?
                            It means you're going to hospital
                            Speaking of Erith:

                            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                            • #15
                              reasonable.

                              I vote E because I want to be like D (having no genitals) by means of A (slamming my penis into a car door)....

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