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  • Got me a new relationship - and other good news

    don't know why I'm posting this.
    I'm slightly (ok, heavily) drunk.
    Had to do lots of backspaces on the previous sentence. And it was a short one EEK

    Had quite a few pints with my friend in several pubs down in Haifa. Very nice. I like guiness Tullamore Dew is fine as well (can't believe I managed to use google to double check the spelling!!! Yay!!)


    ...So, after a long drought time, I got me some relationship.

    Met her at work. She's really cute, has a very funny and shy personality, and a slim beautiful body.

    On the other hand - she's a bit nerdy, quite shy, and has very little experience. That means it'll take her a while to open up. But on the other hand, it seems very nice, to invite her into the 'dark side'

    But she is a terribly cute and attractive person. I really like her. She's a hottie too. A shy hottie is the best.

    I feel I have to put in alot of effort though because most things are a first for her, and I really want her to feel special, and remember this relationship. This is a bit daunting but also very inspiring and demanding.

    Good thing I just finished compulsory service and I'm now employed by contract, which means a 1000% increase in salary, up to almost 840 dollars per month (previous was around 85 dollars...)

    Yay me


    What good news have you got to share?

  • #2
    "Got me some relationship." Never heard that phrasing before.

    Congratulations, though. Hope it goes well.
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    • #3
      Yeah I thought that was funny too. No doubt that phrasing was used because he is "slightly" drunk.

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      • #4
        Just spunk on her face. It would likely be a first.
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        • #5
          Re: Got me a new relationship - and other good news

          Originally posted by Sirotnikov
          Good thing I just finished compulsory service and I'm now employed by contract, which means a 1000% increase in salary, up to almost 840 dollars per month (previous was around 85 dollars...)
          Is $ 840 per month good for a young man in Israel? The cost of living is difficult for an outsider to determine. One thing at is for sure and that is a 10 X increase in wages is always good.
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          • #6
            So...the girl in your avatar is available? Will you sell her?
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            • #7
              You seem to be assuming the relationship won't last... I don't understand going into relationships with that attitude.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by SlowwHand
                So...the girl in your avatar is available? Will you sell her?
                It's a baby, you sick bastard.
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                • #9
                  Well speaking of good news...I got a bit of revenge tonight, and GOD IT WAS SWEET! I'm still a bit giddy.

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                  • #10
                    You received your corn hole vibrator 3000?
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                    • #11
                      Oerdin's on a roll, isn't he? By God, watch this man tonight.
                      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Oerdin
                        spunk on her face
                        Best advice in this thread. Generally applicable to any relationship question.
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                        • #13
                          Re: Got me a new relationship - and other good news

                          Originally posted by Sirotnikov
                          don't know why I'm posting this.
                          I'm slightly (ok, heavily) drunk.
                          Had to do lots of backspaces on the previous sentence. And it was a short one EEK

                          Had quite a few pints with my friend in several pubs down in Haifa. Very nice. I like guiness Tullamore Dew is fine as well (can't believe I managed to use google to double check the spelling!!! Yay!!)


                          ...So, after a long drought time, I got me some relationship.

                          Met her at work. She's really cute, has a very funny and shy personality, and a slim beautiful body.

                          On the other hand - she's a bit nerdy, quite shy, and has very little experience. That means it'll take her a while to open up. But on the other hand, it seems very nice, to invite her into the 'dark side'

                          But she is a terribly cute and attractive person. I really like her. She's a hottie too. A shy hottie is the best.

                          I feel I have to put in alot of effort though because most things are a first for her, and I really want her to feel special, and remember this relationship. This is a bit daunting but also very inspiring and demanding.

                          Good thing I just finished compulsory service and I'm now employed by contract, which means a 1000% increase in salary, up to almost 840 dollars per month (previous was around 85 dollars...)

                          Yay me


                          What good news have you got to share?
                          Wait. Did you get a girlfriend or a pet?
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                          • #14
                            Definately a pet.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Got me a new relationship - and other good news

                              Originally posted by Sirotnikov
                              She's really cute, has a very funny and shy personality, and a slim beautiful body.
                              ...
                              She's a hottie too.
                              THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                              AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                              AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                              DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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