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Why is bologna round but the cheese and bread are square?
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It's the way it's made. Someone else will have to explain if needed.Originally posted by Tuberski
Why is bologna round but the cheese and bread are square?
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Good question. Mac and cheese is square - why not bolgna?"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
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I know that, but they can make other lunch meats square, why not bologna?Originally posted by Kidicious
It's the way it's made. Someone else will have to explain if needed.
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Its and attempt at diversity. Wouldn't life be boring if everything were the same ?Originally posted by Tuberski
Why is bologna round but the cheese and bread are square?
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Plus nibbling the bits that spill out side the bread is great-- Every bite can possibly bring a different mix of the ingredientsYou don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto LuongoComment
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Why do hot dog packages contain eight hot dogs, while hot dog bun packages contain six hot dog buns?I never know their names, But i smile just the same
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I think the contents of bologna are diversity enough.
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Bologna they scrape all the crap off the floor and make it with that. Does that help?Originally posted by Tuberski
I know that, but they can make other lunch meats square, why not bologna?
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It used to be the 10 - 8 theory. I have never seen a six pack of hotdog buns.Originally posted by mactbone
Why do hot dog packages contain eight hot dogs, while hot dog bun packages contain six hot dog buns?
Most dog packs are 8 now too.
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No.Originally posted by Kidicious
Bologna the scrap all the crap off the floor and make it with that. Does that help?
If they're made from scrap that means they can be shaped in any form.I never know their names, But i smile just the same
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Sure, I didn't say you can't make square bologna. It's just that circular is easier and cheaper.Originally posted by mactbone
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If they're made from scrap that means they can be shaped in any form.I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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Whatever, something like that. Not a fan of hot dogs, just knew they were different.Originally posted by Tuberski
It used to be the 10 - 8 theory. I have never seen a six pack of hotdog buns.
Most dog packs are 8 now too.
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Anybody else find it interesting that one box of Kraft Mac&Cheese calls for half a stick of butter (quarter cup) and a quarter cup of milk? It's like they planned it that way.I never know their names, But i smile just the same
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Originally posted by Tuberski
Why is bologna round but the cheese and bread are square?
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Certainly better than the "Why are manholes round?" interview brainteaser question...
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AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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Wasn't baloney originally crammed into intestines? That's explain why it has traditionally been round.
For you outraged baloney eater
note that the baloney is bigger than the bread and the cheese, so you can trim off the round edges, have square baloney and it will also fit more neatly into your sandwich.
Now, on to the next pressing problem.
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I don't think Tuberski has any more pressing questions (today).Originally posted by Zkribbler
Now, on to the next pressing problem.
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