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    Ananova:
    Police hunt farting dissident

    Police in Poland have launched a nationwide hunt for a man who farted loudly when asked what he thought of the president.

    Hubert Hoffman, 45, was charged with "contempt for the office of the head of state" for his actions after he was stopped by police in a routine check at a Warsaw railway station.

    He complained that under President Lech Kaczynski and his twin brother Jaroslaw, the country was returning to a Communist style dictatorship.

    When told to show more respect for the country's rulers, he farted loudly and was promptly arrested.

    Hoffmann was arrested and released on bail but failed to turn up at a Warsaw court early this week to be tried, and the judge in the case rejected an appeal by defence lawyers to throw the charges out.

    A court spokesman said: "Such a case of disrespect is taken very seriously."

    Instead the court ordered the police to start a nationwide hunt for the man, and interpol have been alerted.
    Interpol APB issued for Mr. Farty Mcfarterson.

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    "Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson

    “In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy Carter

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    Poland
    12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
    Stadtluft Macht Frei
    Killing it is the new killing it
    Ultima Ratio Regum

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    • #3
      Interpol

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      • #4
        Aren't they busy catching people who copy videocassettes?
        12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
        Stadtluft Macht Frei
        Killing it is the new killing it
        Ultima Ratio Regum

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        • #5
          A court spokesman said: "Such a case of disrespect is taken very seriously."


          Still working on that whole liberal democracy thing, huh?

          -Arrian
          grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

          The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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          • #6
            I just farted in Poland's general direction
            To us, it is the BEAST.

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            • #7
              So that's the greenish cloud that just flew over our heads.

              Spec.
              -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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              • #8
                Be lucky it didn't hit.

                But what the hell? It's not like they are death-threats... Don't they have free speech? I'm appalled.
                I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"

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                • #9
                  Police hunt farting dissident
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Tattila the Hun
                    It's not like they are death-threats...
                    Yes, those would be silent...
                    Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
                    Iain Banks missed deadline due to Civ | The eyes are the groin of the head. - Dwight Schrute.
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                    • #11
                      Just last week, a polish representative to the EU demanded that the EU outlaw abortions, and put a ban on homosexual propaganda.

                      The rest of the EU was not amused

                      Poland

                      Asmodean
                      Im not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves" - lord of the mark

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                      • #12
                        This reminds me that I wanted to point out another aspect of growing older. Never trust that a fart is going to be a fart.
                        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                        • #13
                          TMI Sloww
                          The Wizard of AAHZ

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                          • #14
                            Maybe the Poles thought Hoffman was express support for the Russians because he was pootin'

                            Poot!

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                            • #15
                              Poland should be donated to the US.
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