Anyone catch this piece of doodoo? Another classic legend ground into the dirt by ineptitude.
Movie makers keep replacing a hero's panache with undeserved arrogance.
And why was the daughter of the farmer wearing mascara and lip gloss? Why was she attracted to Robin Hood, who'd been on the road for months, was ragged, dirty, filthy and sweaty?
Why did the farmer have a sword? Peasants didn't have swords. Why was the farmer able to chase the trained warrior Robin Hood all over the farmhouse? Why didn't the farmer's daughter try to stop the fight?
When Robin Hood stepped forward to announce he was the Earl of Huntington, why did everyone immediately believe him instead of asking why then did he smelled like a pig sty?
Movie makers keep replacing a hero's panache with undeserved arrogance.
And why was the daughter of the farmer wearing mascara and lip gloss? Why was she attracted to Robin Hood, who'd been on the road for months, was ragged, dirty, filthy and sweaty?
Why did the farmer have a sword? Peasants didn't have swords. Why was the farmer able to chase the trained warrior Robin Hood all over the farmhouse? Why didn't the farmer's daughter try to stop the fight?
When Robin Hood stepped forward to announce he was the Earl of Huntington, why did everyone immediately believe him instead of asking why then did he smelled like a pig sty?
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