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How can you get a hard on at gunpoint?
How is that possible? Specially if you're scared shltless.
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How can you get a hard on at gunpoint?
How is that possible? Specially if you're scared shltless.
Spec.-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience. -
Maybe she mixed Viagra in his drink without him knowing
THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF -
Maybe he already had secret fantasies about such a scenario before
and they thus let his dreams come true
Or they forced him to take Viagra
(Ah I see, LordShiva beat me to it
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Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"Comment
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Something tells me this guy is going to get a lot less sympathy than he should.Comment
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We need new topics. This one has been done."I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark TwainComment
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That was in an episode of Desperate Housewives.Originally posted by LordShiva
Maybe she mixed Viagra in his drink without him knowing
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Hell, that looks like fantasy material!
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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Physical consent doesn't equal emotional consent. It's that simple.Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard DawkinsComment
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But would any of you guys be able to get a hard on at gunpoint?
I know I wouldn't...well, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't...
And was he supposed to finish? You know, skeet skeet?
Spec.-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.Comment
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How can you get a hard on at gunpoint?
Maybe they sprayed some truly irresistible perfume unto the gun?
Or the victim could've been related to Charlton Heston somehow..Comment
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I wouldn't worry, they'd drop their gun when they saw the size of my weapon
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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They'd drop their gun looking for it.Comment
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Right. It's hard to hold a pistol when you're bent over laughing.
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perhaps the women had ed zachary's disease.Comment
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Seems so...Originally posted by aneeshm
Something tells me this guy is going to get a lot less sympathy than he should.
Even the news article put quotes around tramuatized.Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012
When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - RahComment
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