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    UFO science key to halting climate change: former Canadian defense minister

    A former Canadian defense minister is demanding governments worldwide disclose and use secret alien technologies obtained in alleged UFO crashes to stem climate change, a local paper said Wednesday. […]

    Alien spacecrafts would have traveled vast distances to reach Earth, and so must be equipped with advanced propulsion systems or used exceptional fuels, he told the newspaper.

    Such alien technologies could offer humanity alternatives to fossil fuels, he said, pointing to the enigmatic 1947 incident in Roswell, New Mexico — which has become a shrine for UFO believers — as an example of alien contact.

    "We need to persuade governments to come clean on what they know. Some of us suspect they know quite a lot, and it might be enough to save our planet if applied quickly enough," he said.


    ???
    bleh

  • #2
    No, they already know Earth is beyond salvage. All the UFO technology we have is tied up in lifeboats.
    "In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, Hyperion

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    • #3
      If this former defense minister dies under mysterious circumstances soon, I will become a believer.
      Voluntary Human Extinction Movement http://www.vhemt.org/

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      • #4
        Hmmm, former, I wonder why that is..

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        • #5
          I think the UNSC needs to vote "Salvage Unity Fusion Core."

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          • #6
            its pretty sad when i just understood what ned just said
            Order of the Fly
            Those that cannot curse, cannot heal.

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            • #7
              Ned?
              I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
              - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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              • #8
                Yup...
                Order of the Fly
                Those that cannot curse, cannot heal.

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                • #9
                  You mean that you have been trying to figure out something that Ned said for a long time, and it finally made sense to you?
                  I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                  - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                  • #10

                    unfortunately i understood it as soon as he said it.
                    Order of the Fly
                    Those that cannot curse, cannot heal.

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                    • #11
                      For some reason AAHZ has decided to start calling me Ned.

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                      • #12
                        now where did i learn that from?
                        Order of the Fly
                        Those that cannot curse, cannot heal.

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                        • #13
                          It's starting to bother me that I actually like the character he's named after.
                          "In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, Hyperion

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                          • #14
                            Ahh, it's finally revealed exactly how crazy the climate folks are
                            <Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
                            I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.

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                            • #15
                              But UFO science actually is the key to halting climate change! Take a look at old Star Trek episodes! Every single planet they go to, no matter which alien race inhabits it . . . has the exact same weather! Now what does that tell you?
                              "I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

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