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    "Japan's slopes emerge as international ski magnet"
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    12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
    Stadtluft Macht Frei
    Killing it is the new killing it
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    • #3
      groan

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      • #4
        Moving on to something that's really amusing


        Flip-Flopping, Hair Muss Romney's Campaign


        WASHINGTON -- We're getting a peek into one Republican's presidential campaign -- though he'd probably have preferred to keep it secret.

        The Boston Globe got hold of what is supposed to be a PowerPoint presentation from former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney's campaign. And it covers a wide range of topics.

        For one thing, it reveals that advisers worry that Romney's hair is too perfect.

        There are also ideas for dealing with voters' concerns about him being a Mormon, and any perceptions that he's a "phony" or a "political opportunist."

        In another section, it's suggested that Romney differentiates himself from a fellow Republican, President George W. Bush, with just a single word: "intelligence."

        A Romney spokesman contacted by The Associated Press is declining to verify the document is authentic.

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        • #5
          Japan's slopes? Aw jeez, that's awful.
          The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

          The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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          • #6
            I feel bad for laughing.

            But I'm curious where the term slopes came from. What does that refer to?

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            • #7
              I'd never heard the slang usage 'slope' before so had to guess at the joke (something to do with 'slitty eyes' no doubt). Had to confirm with a slang dictionary that it was a common term.
              One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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              • #8
                It ruins the joke when you have to look it up in a slang dictionary. Better luck next time Q Cubed, maybe you'll get a funny joke
                Speaking of Erith:

                "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Provost Harrison
                  It ruins the joke when you have to look it up in a slang dictionary. Better luck next time Q Cubed, maybe you'll get a funny joke
                  I presume it is common enough in North America. Plenty of slang jokes (offensive and otherwise) that our European friends get that whoosh over the heads of our Yanks and co friends. Allo' Allo'
                  One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                  • #10
                    You stupid woman!

                    When are you off up to the beautiful Teesside riviera?
                    Speaking of Erith:

                    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                    • #11
                      I presume it is common enough in North America.


                      I'd never heard it before either until I saw Q Cubed use it here on 'Poly.
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                      • #12
                        So really, it is just Q Cubed then? Everyone else just laughed so they didn't look stupid
                        Speaking of Erith:

                        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                        • #13
                          It might be more common in other, more racist parts of North America. I don't know.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
                            It might be more common in other, more racist parts of North America. I don't know.
                            Aren't you from Oklahoma?
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                            "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                            • #15
                              No.
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