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    Land of the all-night gas line

    YANGON, Myanmar (Reuters) -- By the standards of the late dictator Ne Win, who decreed on the advice of an astrologer in 1970 that all traffic should switch to the right side of the road, it is not such a crazy plan.

    To cut down on costly imports of petroleum, of which Myanmar does not have much, its ruling generals want every vehicle in the country to run on natural gas, of which it has plenty.

    However, early signs suggest the scheme is every bit as ill-conceived as Ne Win's whimsical stand against former colonial master Britain, which drives on the left.

    Since 2005, the junta has managed to get around 11,000 taxis and buses in Yangon -- most of them decades-old jalopies held together by bits of wire and the ingenuity of their owners -- to convert to compressed natural gas (CNG).

    Unfortunately, during this time it has installed only 20 filling stations for a city of 5 million people.

    More unfortunately, the CNG pumps they have installed are so archaic they can take 30 minutes to fill up one vehicle.

    Even more unfortunately, every time a power blackout strikes -- which is at least once a day -- the pumps grind to a halt.

    The result? Buses and taxis are spending longer queuing for fuel than ferrying around passengers. Waits of up to 10 hours are not uncommon, leaving the city's public transport system in disarray.

    "If you queue late in the afternoon, you get your gas the next morning. If you queue in the morning, you get it late in the afternoon or early in the evening but you can't run during the peak hours," bus owner Ko Kyaw Lin said.

    "I'm lucky enough to have two brothers who help me taking turns queuing at night and driving the next day," he said while playing checkers with his friends beside the road.

    After four decades of military rule and economic mismanagement that have seen the former Burma slide from one of southeast Asia's richest nations to an international basket case, Yangon's residents are used to taking it on the chin.

    "I spend at least three hours every day at bus stops and on the buses," Internet cafe worker Ma Thein Thein said of her 10-kilometer (6 mile) journey to work.

    The long delays are also causing fearful women to stop work or cancel evening classes to avoid being out late at night.

    "We can't stand the looks we get at the bus stop in the evening. Some people look at us as if we're prostitutes," her friend Moe Moe said.

    The truth is that people have few other travel options.

    In most other low-income parts of southeast Asia, motorbikes are what keep populations moving, with drivers in cities such as Phnom Penh able to carry a family of four on two wheels.

    In Yangon, however, motorbikes have been banned since 2001. No explanation was given, although the main theories were the junta trying to reduce motorbike traffic accidents or make life difficult for two-wheeled gunmen or students agitators.

    New cars are also impossible to find, because of a virtual ban on private citizens importing cars. Only a few hundred import permits are issued each year and go to the military or their business associates.

    As result, one of the poorest nations in Asia has some of the most expensive second-hand cars in the world -- a 1980s Nissan Sunny that would hardly be sold for scrap in Bangkok fetches more than $20,000 in the second-hand car bazaars of Yangon.

    Myanmar ranks as one of the world's least motorized nations, with two cars for every 1,000 people, according to figures for 2000 from the Population Reference Bureau, a Washington research institute. By contrast, Rwanda had four and Cambodia 47.

    According to government data for 2006, there were only 196,000 registered cars, 54,000 trucks and 18,000 buses in the entire country of 52 million.

    Not everybody, however, is complaining about Yangon's faltering "dash for gas".

    The long queues of bored, hungry and thirsty drivers are a captive market for snack vendors -- and the bigger the queue, the richer the pickings.

    They have also created a unique job opportunity for insomniacs.

    "I wait in line for people who don't want to stay up all night," said professional queuer Ko Min Aung, who says he can make 2,500 kyat -- around $2 at black market rates -- a night.

    "My only sacrifice is a good night's sleep. Right now, I'm queuing for a neighbor who needs to get enough sleep to drive his bus tomorrow morning."


    12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
    Stadtluft Macht Frei
    Killing it is the new killing it
    Ultima Ratio Regum

  • #2
    Go play in the math thread

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    • #3
      Doing real work, son. Math games take too much time and concentration.
      12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
      Stadtluft Macht Frei
      Killing it is the new killing it
      Ultima Ratio Regum

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      • #4
        30 days, hath September,
        April, June, and the speed offender.

        ...Burma Shave
        Is anyone else old enough to remember Burma Shave signs along the highway?

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        • #5
          No.
          I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
          For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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          • #6
            That country is depressing, it has so much potential.
            I need a foot massage

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            • #7
              I wonder why they didn't go the Brazil route if they wanted to reduce oil imports. Could they just not afford the technical expertise?
              I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
              For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Zkribbler
                Is anyone else old enough to remember Burma Shave signs along the highway?
                Mad Magazine used to have such fun with these:

                Her guy's whiskers never phase her.
                He uses an electric razor.
                Why buy...
                ....Burma Shave
                Fat Nikita's
                Getting stronger.
                Can't afford
                To wait much longer.
                ....Sherman Tank

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Brachy-Pride
                  That country is depressing, it has so much potential.
                  We can be happy, knowing that Burma has at least 3 times the per capita GDP...

                  ...of Somalia.
                  I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by DinoDoc
                    I wonder why they didn't go the Brazil route if they wanted to reduce oil imports. Could they just not afford the technical expertise?
                    That and the ethanol/petrol blend still uses some oil. It seems like growing sugar cane to make ethanol would be a good choice though.
                    Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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