Interpreting LordShiva

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by aneeshm


If the overlord tries any of that, he'll be reduced to ash.

Where was he when the British invaded?

[aneeshm]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison


Where was he when the British invaded?

Meditating. Now he's pissed that they (and their predecessors who ruled India) messed up things so badly.

[Provost Harrison]

Lies. We were the best thing that ever happened to you

[SlowwHand]

Brits, always messing up. They send criminals to Australia, and leave Harrison there.

[Provost Harrison]

All those criminals have started flooding back into London now

[SlowwHand]

Speaking of criminals, where is Shiva? Waiting on bail money?

[LordShiva]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
where is Shiva?

http://apolyton.net/forums/showthrea...32#post4800032

[aneeshm]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Lies. We were the best thing that ever happened to you

[Sir E. Carson]
And then it goes on;

"uncertainty, as concerns India, is in the
air. its influence on the situation is un-
mistakable. Arms are lacking, it is true,
but India has the will and determination to
expel England."

If that is a true statement of face - I am
not now arguing the causes of it or the
policy of my right hon. Friend in trying
to alleviate the situation there by the
Act that was passed last year through this
House - all these matters are outside the
domain of the soldier. But for Heaven's
sake, when you put a soldier into this
difficult position, do not visit punishment
upon him for attempting to the best of
his ability to deal with a situtation for
which he is not in the slightest degree
responsible. Although he may make an
error of judgement, if you have the full
idea that he is bona fide - and you can
see it was impossible for him under the
circumstances calmly to make up his mind
in the way you would like, but do not punish him,
do not break him. I should like to ask
my right hon. Friend if men are to be
pubished for errors of judgement such as
occurred in this case how many right hon.
Gentlemen sitting on that Bench would
escape? So far as I am concerned, I am
not going further in this matter; I hope
we may not get off on a false issue. I am
speaking of a man who in his long service has
increased the confidence he had gained
of those under whom he was serving, who had
won the approval of the Lieut.
Governor of the Province - who was
aquainted with the whole fact - and who
had got the approval of his Divisional
Commander and of the Commander-in-
Chief. I say to break a man under the
circumstances of this case is un-English.

[Barnabas]

The english were not that bad, they didnt force you to change your religion, gave you railways and other modern technologies, and unified India for the first and only time in history.

[DaShi]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison


I WANT ONE!

I had one, but it turns out it was just a pimple.

[Provost Harrison]

Yeah, it's like The Life Of Brian.

"What have the English ever done for us?"

[Provost Harrison]

Just be grateful you didn't get the Belgians

[Imran Siddiqui]

Originally posted by LordShiva
Actually, they named the God after me

God of Spam

[LordShiva]

Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
God of Spam Teh Selfless Contribution to Teh Community

QFT

[Sirotnikov]

you misspelled spam over there...