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It's better that my mother tought me these things than I learn about it on the school yard from other children who don't really know what they are talking about, and are prone to exageration, teasing, ect...
Why?
So that you become an overprotected misfit
"I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis
Originally posted by General Ludd
It's better off they learn the terminology in a book than from Ali G.
QFFalse.
THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF
So, why do you use a silly latinism for the ol' nutsack anyway?
Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok
...who won't eat meat, either. The early exposure to human sexuality apparently made him scared of all meat, not just the kind that dangles.
More seriously, I'm not arguing that this will warp kids' minds or anything, just that the author was a twit not to see this coming. Oh, and Ludd: "My cousin got bit in the coccyx by a rattlesnake." Does that sound enough like phlegm for you? It took me like ten seconds to come up with that.
Finally, in an effort to elevate the tone of this argument, I'd like to close with the "Scrotum Song," sung to a lively march tune I don't know the name of:
Scrotum!
It's just a piece of skin.
Scrotum!
It holds your testes in.
Scrotum!
Why don't you grow one?
And then your scrotum
Will grow up
With you.
Originally posted by Elok
a lively march tune I don't know the name of:
It's the"Hitler had only one big ball" tune
THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF
Originally posted by Elok
...who won't eat meat, either. The early exposure to human sexuality apparently made him scared of all meat, not just the kind that dangles.
Actually, I knew everything I had a solid sexual knowledge at 5 (taught by a children book btw), and I'm a big carnivore
I'm an overprotected misfit though
"I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis
...who won't eat meat, either. The early exposure to human sexuality apparently made him scared of all meat, not just the kind that dangles.
More seriously, I'm not arguing that this will warp kids' minds or anything, just that the author was a twit not to see this coming. Oh, and Ludd: "My cousin got bit in the coccyx by a rattlesnake." Does that sound enough like phlegm for you? It took me like ten seconds to come up with that.
Finally, in an effort to elevate the tone of this argument, I'd like to close with the "Scrotum Song," sung to a lively march tune I don't know the name of:
Scrotum!
It's just a piece of skin.
Scrotum!
It holds your testes in.
Scrotum!
Why don't you grow one?
And then your scrotum
Will grow up
With you.
It's better that my mother tought me these things than I learn about it on the school yard from other children who don't really know what they are talking about, and are prone to exageration, teasing, ect...
Why?
1) Because that's what parents are supposed to do - teach their young
2) Learning something from a snickering idiot who doesn't fully comprehend what they are talking about is generally not a good idea in any circumstance.
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