Yes! I'm back. Resurrected from the very jaws of cyber-death itself. Now all you unbelievers, I charge you hie thee to church tomorrow, for you may yet be saved also!
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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Halllllelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Halleluuuuujah!Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
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