Oyy, Canadians!!

[Spec]

Well gibsie, your package will leave tonight at the post office by canada post. I managed to stick it all in a large envellope. Pretty well packaged might I add.

I will tell you how much it costs tomorrow. Should not be over 15$ according to the phone rep. If it does, well just pay me 15$ and consider the rest a Valentines day gift.

Spec.

[Kuciwalker]

Why buy candy in individual packs?

[Spec]

Because we're not all fat bastards like you.

Spec.

[Cranky]

I can just see this guy sitting around with a bunch of drunken slobs in some two brit pub. Saying I bet i can get a some dumb ass canucks to send me a bunch of blue colored smarties.

[Kuciwalker]

Originally posted by Spec
Because we're not all fat bastards like you.

Spec.

That's an interesting hypothesis.

[Spec]

Originally posted by Cranky
I can just see this guy sitting around with a bunch of drunken slobs in some two brit pub. Saying I bet i can get a some dumb ass canucks to send me a bunch of blue colored smarties.

Spec.

[Spec]

Originally posted by Kuciwalker


That's an interesting hypothesis.

Not hypothesis, fact, is what its called.

Spec.

[Kuciwalker]

Ooooooh burn.

[Flubber]

Originally posted by Cranky
I can just see this guy sitting around with a bunch of drunken slobs in some two brit pub. Saying I bet i can get a some dumb ass canucks to send me a bunch of blue colored smarties.

If thats the case-- great -- Its a no harm way to help someone win a bet

[Pekka]

Spec, tell me something. You masturbated in the envelope, didn't you? Come on, you did, yes you did. When Gibsie gets it, he's like 'ohh, he added some nice perfume, how thoughtful'. Well Gibsie, it isn't perfume that's tickling your nose hair. It's 100% Canadian man juice.

[Flubber]

Originally posted by Pekka
Spec, tell me something. You masturbated in the envelope, didn't you? Come on, you did, yes you did. When Gibsie gets it, he's like 'ohh, he added some nice perfume, how thoughtful'. Well Gibsie, it isn't perfume that's tickling your nose hair. It's 100% Canadian man juice.

WTF PEKKA?

But I don't know that anyone should eat those smarties

[Spec]

Originally posted by Pekka
Spec, tell me something. You masturbated in the envelope, didn't you? Come on, you did, yes you did. When Gibsie gets it, he's like 'ohh, he added some nice perfume, how thoughtful'. Well Gibsie, it isn't perfume that's tickling your nose hair. It's 100% Canadian man juice.

Nooo. That's something I would have done to Asher as an extra. There's no special surprise in the envelope or in the smarties boxes. I want him to gain confidence first.

Spec.

[Flubber]

Originally posted by Spec


Nooo. That's something I would have done to Asher as an extra.

Why are you bring Asher into this??

[Spec]

Because when I think of someone eating sperm, Asher comes to mind...Also, I am not sending my gf some smarties. Sorry Flubber, it wont happen again.

Spec.

[Pekka]

Sure, that's why Spec prolly has requested to 'take a picture with you and the envelope when you get it, and let us see it'.

So then he can make a priceless pic.

5 tubes of Smarties - 10 dollars
Taking the Smarties to post office - 5 dollars
Getting a picture of some dude on the other side of the world, enjoying the smell of the package with a smile on his face you just masturbated on and having the whole community laughing at it - PRICELESS!

Or is it just pwned? The jury is still out on this one. I say priceless.