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Atleast its not a dear...
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Spay your *****!(\__/) Save a bunny, eat more Smurf!
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I need a foot massageComment
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Watcha talking about, Uncle?She, huh, asked for it, by laying on her back.Attached FilesLet us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy – LessingComment
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And your telling us this because....
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I once had a roomate with a cat that wasn't spade. The cat was always in heat. One time another roomate was petting the cat while she sat on him.. (normal like). She left a damp spot on his shirt.
Honestly, get your cat taken care of. Now only does this make ner not live as long, but also she isn't happy a lot of the time. Besides the risk of babies.
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sometimesOriginally posted by Oncle Boris
Often, the animal is more tahn willingj - Spiffor
But when they do, they're more than willing
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I have never touched my dogs you know what. I don't even know where it is (I barely know where the human one is
). There's a bunch of hair covering it I think. I just don't poke around down there. I doubt my dog would like that. I leave that to the professionals (I'm talking about vets you pervs)
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Was it shovelled?Originally posted by Jon Miller
I once had a roomate with a cat that wasn't spade.
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WTF Pekka?Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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Wow.
Even more sig material
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Originally posted by nostromo
Watcha talking about, Uncle?
@ picture
In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.Comment
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Slow news day?Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
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