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  • [DC Weather] OPM Sent everyone home but me.

    Apperently I am essential.

    And it took me half an hour to get out the train parking garage once my work day was over.

    Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

  • #2
    Weak.
    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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    • #3
      That sucks, but more importantly: What in God's name is that smiley doing? Furiously masturbating? Nothing worse than an angry jerk.
      The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

      The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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      • #4
        He is shaking his fist in anger.

        It makes me sad you think the other one.
        Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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        • #5
          My screen resolution is set to 1600x1200, so that's probably why I can't make out the fist detail.
          The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

          The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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          • #6
            If you're the only person in OPM, then why don't you give yourself a raise while no one's looking?

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            • #7
              Does the smiley in the opening post indicate that you had a w*nk?
              Speaking of Erith:

              "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Zkribbler
                If you're the only person in OPM, then why don't you give yourself a raise while no one's looking?
                Quoted for damn right.
                The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Zkribbler
                  If you're the only person in OPM, then why don't you give yourself a raise while no one's looking?
                  I am just a simple computer technician for the Department of the Army
                  Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                  • #10
                    Sucks to be you Lonestar! Remember this when it comes time for raises.
                    I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                    For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                    • #11
                      I was out at two. Thank you, Federal Government.
                      Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                      "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Lonestar


                        I am just a simple computer technician for the Department of the Army
                        Bwuhahahahaha! Reality is what the computers say is reality, and computer techs tell computers what reality is. A couple of keystrokes and you could be Secretary of the Army.

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                        • #13
                          So you get to play CoH or DOW all day, right?

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                          • #14
                            I'll be at work all night
                            THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                            AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                            AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                            DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by LordShiva
                              I'll be at work all night
                              Those Indian Call Centers must be rough.
                              I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                              For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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