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If you are going to have children at all, have at least two.
It's good to have a spare.
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But if they are of different sexes, you can't really make a smooth substitution, can you?If you don't like reality, change it! me
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Actually, you need as many kids as possible. The majority will end up disrupted and with broken lives, but those few who'll manage, will pay you a great retirement
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But they can make moreOriginally posted by GePap
But if they are of different sexes, you can't really make a smooth substitution, can you?
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Children as a pension investment.Originally posted by Spiffor
Actually, you need as many kids as possible. The majority will end up disrupted and with broken lives, but those few who'll manage, will pay you a great retirement
One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.Comment
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I've lamented this situation for many years.
My wife and I had Summer, and that was all. I've spoken of this in advice before. Someday, Summer will need to have a brother or a sister and won't.
I'm talking about when the time comes, you know.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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I know someone who is the only child of two only children. Not only do they have no siblings, they have no cousins. Tough break.One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.Comment
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You know cousins are okay too, right?Originally posted by SlowwHand
I've lamented this situation for many years.
My wife and I had Summer, and that was all. I've spoken of this in advice before. Someday, Summer will need to have a brother or a sister and won't.
I'm talking about when the time comes, you know.<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.Comment
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I've never known an only child who was happy with that situation.Originally posted by Dauphin
I know someone who is the only child of two only children. Not only do they have no siblings, they have no cousins. Tough break.
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Have 3, because one may be gay or sterile or celibate or catholic priest or children disliker
that way population remains stableI need a foot massageComment
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Cousins are not siblings.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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I expect my children to take care of me, God knows I will probably have to take care of my father, whom I cant stand, because he rents and once he is 65, and retired he wont be able to keep paying the rent, so i will have to take him with me.I need a foot massageComment
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...well, except in Arkansas.Originally posted by SlowwHand
Cousins are not siblings.
"If you go to a fanily reunion, hoping to meet your next girlfriend, you might be a redneck."Comment
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I think 2 kids is the minimum.
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GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.Comment
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