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  • #16
    I've never bragged about this, so far, but I will now.

    Through devoted practice, I've been able to attain the ability to run across the floor, bounce off an exercise trampoline (see below), flip through the air, and into pants that Playful is holding at the ready.

    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #17
      If she were really "Playful" she'd hold your pants a couple of inches higher than they should be.

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      • #18
        Don't give her any ideas. She's a problem child as it is.
        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Zkribbler
          If she were really "Playful" she'd hold your pants a couple of inches higher than they should be.

          Im sure most of you guys that actually have to wake up at 5 am everyday try to stick one leg in at a time and then trip as ur tryng to get the other in cause ur still asleep I know i do that quite often and end up awake and yeling cause i almost fell over head first from being asleep trying to get dressed. Bad thing bout me is that once im dressed and i get to work i have to change clothes again cause we have to wear hospital launderd scrubs. I wonder if it is plausible we go in, in bra and undies? that way i only have to change once a day when going to work
          When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
          "It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
          Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.

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          • #20
            Were it not for such threads, dealing with the important issues of our time, I would likely be gone by now.

            (It's Sloww's fault)
            Long time member @ Apolyton
            Civilization player since the dawn of time

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Zkribbler
              From Bloom County:



              The next scene is the vice squad, pounding on Opus's door.


              I love that one!

              ACK!
              Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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              • #22
                except when wear'n a kilt

                then its both legs at once

                of course you could slip it down over your head like a shirt
                anti steam and proud of it

                CDO ....its OCD in alpha order like it should be

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                • #23
                  Wear'n, dress'n? Have you lost the ability to speak properly?
                  Speaking of Erith:

                  "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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