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    Fake deliveryman robs San Diego billionaire

    SAN DIEGO, California (AP) -- A man posing as a delivery person forced his way into the home of business titan Ernest Rady, holding Rady's wife and housekeeper hostage while demanding cash, then shocking the billionaire with a stun gun before fleeing, police said Wednesday.

    Rady, 69, wasn't home when the suspect arrived at the La Jolla residence Tuesday afternoon, said San Diego Police Department watch commander Jim Schorr.

    The intruder knocked on the door. After Rady's wife, accompanied by the couple's housekeeper, opened the door, the suspect pulled out a handgun and forced his way in, police said.

    The two women were taken to a back bedroom, where they were bound with duct tape, police said.

    Less than two hours later, Rady arrived and was stunned by the intruder; he was hospitalized for minor injuries, police said.

    The man left the house 51/2 hours later with little cash and no other valuables, police said. Schorr said the couple didn't keep much cash in the house.

    Police were searching for the man Wednesday.

    Rady, a former part-owner of the San Diego Padres, made a $2.1 billion fortune by establishing Westcorp, one of the country's largest auto finance companies. It was sold to Wachovia Corp. in 2005 for $3.42 billion. Rady was ranked No. 140 last year on Forbes magazine's list of 400 richest Americans.


    So the guy breaks in to a billionaire's house, doesn't find the guy home, then decides to hold his wife and house keeper hostage, and ransacks the house. He doesn't find much of value so he decides to wait 51.5 hours for the fellow to come home but he doesn't so the burglar decides to just leave.

    It seems like a smart crook would have at least figured out how to tell if his target was at home or not as well as exactly what he was trying to steal. You know this crook has to have left finger prints and DNA during his 51.5 hour hangout session. This is just retarded.
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  • #2
    I think that's supposed to be five and a half hours.
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    • #3
      Criminals are people too, and people are stupid

      But I'm pretty sure that's 5 and 1/2 hours not 51.5, still stupid.
      "The purpose of studying economics is not to acquire a set of ready-made answers to economic questions, but to learn how to avoid being deceived by economists."
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      • #4
        Or maybe 25.5 hours?
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        • #5
          Less than two hours later, Rady arrived and was stunned by the intruder; he was hospitalized for minor injuries, police said.
          Who? The intruder or the other man? This has to be one of the worst written articles I have ever seen...did Heresson write it?
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          • #6
            The guy broke into a house, found the billionare wasn't home, held the wife & housekeeper hostage for less than 2 hours. The billionare comes home and the thief stuns him. 5.5 hours after that, he leaves, having ransacked the home but finding little of value.

            I think.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Lorizael
              Or maybe 25.5 hours?
              Strictly speaking, that is what it says...
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              • #8
                Why are so many criminals so stupid?


                If they were smart they'd realize that becoming a Democrat is the safest way to try and rob the rich. And if they were even smarter, they'd realize that if you become a politician, the rich will just give you money...
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                • #9
                  grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

                  The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
                    Why are so many criminals so stupid?


                    If they were smart they'd realize that becoming a Democrat is the safest way to try and rob the rich.
                    Geez Drake, it's not robbery if you pass a law saying that you can.

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                    • #11
                      ****, somebody bit, and right away too...

                      -Arrian
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                      The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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                      • #12
                        Zkrib doesn't count. Too easy.
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                        • #13
                          "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

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                          • #14
                            In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Why are so many criminals so stupid?

                              As one of my bosses, who was once a public defender, says: As a rule, criminals are a crude, coarse bunch. Mostly, crime is a poor way to make a living and therefore the field doesn't attract good talent.

                              There. I managed to answer your rhetorical question seriously.
                              I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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