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  • #31
    My best friend has traced his familys lineage back to Charlemagne!
    I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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    • #32
      Pfft. I traced mine back to Adam .
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      • #33
        Mine

        traces back to an entire Dynasty of Chinese emperors....

        That and $2.50 will buy me a cup of coffee at a Starbucks.
        “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

        ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Solver
          Pfft. I traced mine back to Adam .
          I'd hate to have to look for a venue for that family reunion
          I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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          • #35
            I trace mine back to a Russian draft dodger...

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            • #36
              I trace mine back to Girth Johnson... the porn guy.
              Long time member @ Apolyton
              Civilization player since the dawn of time

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              • #37
                If you say so. I don't know about things like that.

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                • #38
                  I can trace mine back to French Hugenots (SP?)...

                  But my percentage French is very very low.

                  JM
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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Jon Miller
                    Hugenots (SP?)...
                    Huguenots

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Chemical Ollie
                      Dis, you should wear this T-shirt...

                      Nice avatar by the way, is that a photo of the person in question? Is that the same chick who asked you to visit an adult toy shop with her?
                      yes it's the same woman. And she's from the middle east if anyone cares.

                      And yes, i do think she needs a vibrator. She's very sexually repressed. But considering where she came from that is not a surprise.

                      I still need to teach her how to drive as well.

                      And not that's not the chick in my avatar. She's way too shy to show cleavage (though she does have nice tits). And of course she is of arabic decent. Her skin color is not caucasian like that. She worries her skin is too yellow, I tell her it's not.

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                      • #41
                        amazingly she's not out of my league. Even though she is very pretty and gets hit on all the time. But she has some intamacy and sex issues. She was in an arranged marriage that really screwed her up.

                        for now we are just really close friends.

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                        • #42
                          Play your cards right and maybe one day...
                          I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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                          • #43
                            She's just trying to get Dis' bank acct info so she can get $10million out of the country.
                            Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
                            RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Kuciwalker
                              I trace mine back to a Russian draft dodger...
                              Finnish Commie who was a General of the Red Army!
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                              • #45
                                Parson Weems, the guy who made up the story about George Washington, the cherry tree and telling the truth.

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